Happy Gilmore

In the same category as the mouse trap, this sexual move entails distracting the blowjob giver so that the recipient may use their penis as though a golf club the likes of which happy gilmore demonstrated. A running start followed by a swing of the penis onto the blowjob givers face/forhead/back of head (if your timing is off)

Guy 1: hey! is saw your girlfriend the other day. did she get work done?

Guy 2: nah, i fixed it with my dick.

Guy 1: you straightened her nose... with your dick?

Guy 2: yea, i gave her the old happy gilmore

Guy 1: you are the man.

by ..erm? March 17, 2010

Gilmore Girls

A show about nothing, that isn't funny, also responsible for more suicides in the U.S. each year than clinical depression. Loved and cherished by people born with out brains or a sense of humor. One more horrible show on the WB.

I lent my friend my sisters copy of Gilmore Girls season 1 as a joke and found his corpse with his wrist's spewing blood the next day.

by Payton Marshall March 28, 2009

gizmo

N - annoyance
V - To be an annoyance (See example)

1. Why you gotta be such a gizmo?
2. Pull another gizmo and imma wack your ass

by Trench January 23, 2003

Gizmo

(NOUN) A small metallic looking animal that likes authority. Is often seen in a dark room on it's own or on the computer. Dislikes Dial Up connections and loves pizza.
(VERB) To Gizmo. When a man and a piece of metal are involved in sexual intercourse or when a hair brush is broken.
(PREPOSITION)Gizmo the fridge. Behind & in front of the fridge.
(ANCIENT PROVERB) Gizmo: means...Never lick yourself when you are in the bath or you may get a rash.

i was walking home and i saw a man "gizmoing" a tuba

by Flibbo November 3, 2004

gitiot

Gitiot: combonation of git and idiot. a marvel of human nature that embodies all the qualities of being both a git and an idiot. objects and situations that are infuriating, may be referd to as 'gitiot'.

1)Oh My god, Sue?! look at Nate and Adam..they're such Gitiots! they deserve one another.

2)Nate: Holy fuck Adam, i was with Sue last night and i couldn't get my gitiot dick up!
Adam: Well Nate, that's the gitiotest situation i have ever heard since the same thing happend to me with Sue.

by D'anne June 11, 2006

gizmotronic

Gizmotronics, I believe first used by by a vehicle technician when attempting to explain complex electro mechanical systems to a layman.
Can be used by technician or layman alike when referring to any electrical device which performs a spectacular or unusual function, especially when the persons talking about said device do not fully understand the internal workings

can also be referred to as "gismotery"

"how does the metal detector work?"

"it s the gizmotronics in the device which detect the metal

Whilst having a discussion about large LCD t.v's

" the LCD panel is important but it is the gizmotronics behind it that determine the quality of picture

by Dom H666 December 24, 2008

Gizmosis

A disease in which people become obsessed affected with any advanced technological device, usually pointless and/or confusing. A condition or abnormal process characterized by an obsession with anything small and electronic.

The bus is outfitted with a 1956 Onan & Sons military flat head unit, retrofitted w/modern controls and voltage regulators in series to regulate all my gizmosis.

by Nick Name January 7, 2011