Gentleman’s Library

A dude’s collection of porn including videos, pictures and erotica used for masturbation.

I spent the entire day perusing the collections of the gentleman’s library and well.....my balls are aching and drained.

by Eaton Holgoode January 15, 2019

Gentleman's Trifecta

Puking, pooping and ejaculating either simultaneously, or in sequence.

Woke up this morning after a long night of drinking. I had to complete the Gentleman's Trifecta, and now I'm late for work.

by The VVintergeist February 25, 2014

Gentleman's beverage

General term for an alcoholic beverage. An eloquent way of saying "beer" or "drink". Often used by military personnel stationed in Japan.

"Dude, it's only noon but I feel like having a gentleman's beverage..."

"Man, work today was so stressful...I need a gentleman's beverage"

by SerranoCronley January 3, 2009

gentleman's chode

A "sophisticated way" to describe a small dick or chode.

"Tom's a needledick!"
"It's not a needledick, it's a Gentleman's chode!"

by Phil M'Crackin December 15, 2008

Gentleman’s Jog

The courteous increase of one’s pace from a walk to a jog or sprint, ideally when moving faster will benefit another person/people who were being polite in the first place.

I saw the friendly truck driver letting me walk across the street even after the walk sign turned off so I picked up my pace and gave him a Gentleman’s Jog in return so he could quickly get on his way.

Kieran patiently held the door for Michael who was 20 feet away so Michael, being a stand up guy, kicked it in to 12th gear and returned Kieran’s favor with a Gentleman’s Jog. They passed through the door in a timely fashion, shook hands and parted ways.

by Misterbig April 28, 2020

Gentleman's Cocoa

According to a skipper Rossage (a self confessed ladies man with a penchant for young ladies and quiche) on a recent Hen Party on a yacht in the Isle of Wight a "Gentleman's Cocoa" is slang for a male masturbation.

Skipper Rossage told us that men on average have FOUR "Gentleman's Cocoa"'s a day!
or that Skipper is a "Gentleman's Cocoa"

by Darcy2878 July 16, 2009

Gentlemans pause

When a gentleman has completed anal coitus and proceeds to wipe his cock off with the nearest cloth before receiving oral.

After destroying the ladies asshole he took a gentlemans pause before devastating her throat.

by MLAJ December 3, 2016