garith

Garith is the best human being on earth. He is caring, sweet and has a huge heart. Garith is someone who will always be by your side, to make sure you are okay . He will will do anything so you won't feel cold, nor hungry, nor bored, nor sad. But you know what the best part is? You don't even need him to do anything because just seeing him smile makes everything go away.. His smile is like seeing the sunrise and sunset at the same time..so precious. And his eyes..is like staring at the ocean.
He pays attention to little details and is very careful in everything he chooses. He likes living healthy, doing exercises and eating organic food. He is not a chocolate fan unless it's organic. Garith doesn't talk much , but when he does he likes talking about meaningful conversations snd he can be pretty funny.

A one of a kind..

A true gentelman , a true Garith.

by 1stSD December 28, 2016

gravitize

To be attracted to with extreme objective
To be focused on one and only on thing or person
To be fixated as in an obsession of achieving one goal in life

When looking for a book on the subject of "Life," I was gravitized towards (one) Book in the entire Library.

by Newordic March 11, 2017

Anti-gravity invite

Opposite to a gravity invite. It is where someone is so hideous or unpopular that he/her and anyone in their general area automatically become uninvited by default.

Craig: Greg, who else should I invite to my party?
Greg: What about her in the short shorts.
Craig: Who? Gurtree? That fat bitch?!!! Yuck! No way! In fact now that I think of it, I am uninviting all those around her- Jeff, Felicity, T-dawg, Gavin and Susan.
Greg: What about Paul the rapist? He is over there...
Craig: No. I like that kid, there's something about him.
T-dawg: Yo man, why you gotta go ahead and disinvite a brother like that?
Craig: Greg said you ear-fucked Gurtree..
T-dawg: Man, thats nasty. Why you gotta spread shit like that Greg?

Greg: I didnt say that I....
T-dawg: Save it man, I get it your just a player hater... screw this I'm gonna go hang with my man Paul...
T-dawg to Paul: Man can you beleive I got an anti-gravity invite all because of that screw up Greg?
Paul: Dont worry, Im going to butt-fuck him on friday...

by Hsoj!!! August 25, 2009

There goes gravity

Said when one's lower member becomes erect.

Bro 1: "Damn! You see those chesticles?"
Bro 2: "I know man, there goes gravity!"

by Wood afficianado February 18, 2010

Garbitch

Unlike a normal bitch, this type of female is the lowest of the low. This term is meant for a ugly, skanky, trashy bitch that thinks that she is the shit, but really is just hot garbage. On a scale of 1-10 (10 being highest), a garbitch is a -2.

(Note: Garbitch can be used as a noun or as an adjective)

Dude #1: If you were stranded on an island with Tara Reid and you got horny, would you do her?

Dude #2: LMAO are you serious? Hell no! That bitch is trash!

Dude #3: Yeah dude, she's a garbitch

by TonyB23 January 4, 2009

gravitas

Smug patriotic newsanchorliness. A hidden, invisible but extremely palpable, perceptible Dark Jedi Power possessed mostly by members of the mainstream media, and poked fun at carefully by Stephen Colbert.

Gravitas is difficult to define, but you know it when you're seeing it. Defining characteristics: deep, orotund Midwestern broadcast voice; suggestive pauses and stresses on certain words and phrases, such as "terror", "patriotism", "homeland", and "national security"; a piercing gaze from a somewhat lowered head facing camera; a sidelong gaze that says, "America, you can trust me, you should trust me, and if you don't you're probably a liberal sympathizer to terrorists"; neatly cut dark hair, above-average height, and a rugged masculine jaw; and a name like Stone Phillips.
Deceased Canadian ABC World News Tonight anchor Peter Jennings is the only known post-Walter Cronkite mainstream media news personality who used gravitas for ethical purposes. His level of gravitas was the highest since that of Cronkite. No living anchor yet has surpassed it.

Some news anchorwomen possess gravitas, such as Linda Ellerbee, but they are often assumed lesbian or shrill and do not last long, despite their credentials and professionalism. American news anchorwomen are often offered perkiness as its substitute, and eagerly take it. Samantha Bee does not know this, being Canadian, and continues to promote a weird hybrid of the two, perkitas, on The Daily Show instead.

Personalities who possess "accidental gravitas":

Former First Lady Hillary Clinton
Former Secretary of State Colin Powell
Former mayor Jerry Springer
U.S. District Attorney and Investigator Patrick Fitzgerald
ABC TV host Tom Bergeron

Gravitas developing rapidly:

Comedy Central star Stephen Colbert
Ascending TV superhostess Meredith Vieira

Personalities with weak or undeveloped gravitas:

Former Secretary of State Henry Kissinger
Comedy Central star Jon Stewart
Comedy Central star Rob Corddry

Those who eerily possess none:

MSNBC news host Tucker Carlson
Perky TV hostess Kelly Ripa
Former Daily Show alumnus Mo Rocca

"Last night, Stone Phillips and Stephen Colbert locked jousting lances in yet another gravitas tournament. As usual, Stephen lost; because Stone Phillips is the Dark Sith Master of gravitas, and none yet can defeat him."

by Brandywine September 22, 2006

gravity

good (E-40)

Its all gravity pimpin

by Captain E..repn Southern Kilafonia February 19, 2003