garrett kimzey

a person with 20 girlfriends and has the IQ of a wooden plank

that guy over there is such a Garrett Kimzey

by h123abch September 8, 2020

Garrett

Garrett is the best boyfriend ever. Every time I see him my heart skips a beat. He has beautiful blue eyes and is strong as hell. He is so funny and hot and is the most awesome person ever. Garrett is my favorite person ever.

Look there's Garrett he is so hot and i'm so lucky to have him.

by 1234LNair October 12, 2021

Ireland Garrett

Ireland Garrett is a sexy godness who has a big booty.Ireland Garrett is not only a sexy godness but she is very loving and caring also. Every guy wants her and every girl wants to be her because of her amazing looks. But if you make a ireland garrett pissed your going have to deal with a bitchy non-caring Ireland Garrett

Guy 1: Danm Look its a Ireland Garrett i so wanna tap her!

Guy 2: Bro i know right! That ass tho!

Girl 1: Omg i so wanna be a Ireland Garrett!

by Shamrockssss March 21, 2016

Garrett

very short with an even shorter temper

“Garrett told me to f off this morning”

by lollolloveerrr November 17, 2021

garrett st.john

giant faggot who likes poontangs

Garrett St.John is a fag

by Iamslowlygettingclosertodeath June 17, 2018

Garrett

An American boy who likes dirt bikes and gets all the women.

"Oh have you heard the male called Garrett?" "Yeah he likes dirt bikes and gets all the ladies"

by anonymous January 5, 2022

Garrett

To touch someone in public or without consent, often in science class and can apply to both genders

Big cj: Hey bro that guy just Garretted my meat.
Seth: now that’s gonna be a call home!

by Sethmaster May 29, 2025