gamer's remorse

The creepy, inexplicable feeling of guilt at having wasted solid days of free time playing a computer game, despite having enjoyed every minute of it.
The feeling is increased if the wasted day was sunny.

When Tomoko's alarm woke her for work she felt a pang of gamer's remorse, remembering her 12 hour Pokemon binge the previous day.

by tomoko watanabe April 26, 2011

gamer's keyboard

a keyboard that has some or all of the letters missing due to heavy gaming. the most commonly worn-away letters are w,a,s and d since they are the default keys for movement. r (reload), too, is often missing.

you will find that your gamer's keyboard soon loses its 'f' key after a few nights of doom3 in the dark.

by darkslyde June 11, 2007

Gamer's Headache

A mild headache experienced from extensive periods of gaming. Sometimes associated with sore eyes.

Ethan got a gamer's headache from playing Fable II for two days straight.

by WittyFoxman June 13, 2009

The Irate Gamer

A duchebag who deliberately rips off the Angry Video Game Nerd by trying to copy his style but his voice is too gay to back up his false feelings about crappy NES games.

Why does everybody like The Irate Gamer on Youtube?

p.s. If you try to leave a comment telling him he's a ripoff, he will just delete it.

by jakoholic October 26, 2007

Gamers Itch

The itch that happens to come out of no where when you playing an intense video game. usually appears when playing guitar hero, rockband and halo. causes you to have to either pause the game and scratch or quickly scratch during game play, most of the time causing a mistake to be made in the game.

gamer 1: "dude you just screwed up the mission"
gamer 2: "well sorry i had a gamers itch"

by Kitty Cat B August 20, 2008

Jew Gamer

A video gamer who hogs health packs, camps ammo spawns, hoardes power-ups, bogarts controllers, is a notorious kill stealer, and always over-collects coins, even though you can't buy anything with them. Also known to be stingy with XP (Experience Points).

"I needed that health pack, you Jew Gamer. I'm about to die and your health was already at 100."

by Marcus from SD September 04, 2009

Gamers Tourettes

An event where a normally non-aggressive person curses and yells for no apparent reason when playing a video game.

IE. Playing COD
"Mother F&#*( I shot him!!!" - M. Mauter
"Where the F&^* did he come from" - M. Mauter

"Why is he yelling at the game like that?"
"Ooh he just has a bad case of Gamers Tourettes"

by NeoWulf April 09, 2009