The art of flinging your crusty cum sock at your significant others face and farting in her/his mouth thereafter.
by smellygarcia February 1, 2019
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by Ryan Hayes (the bf😉) June 25, 2022
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by CMcGillicuddy April 8, 2024
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Holy shit Emma look at how cute Ricardo Garcia is. Emma: I know I screenshot all his selfies for self pleasure.
Both: moaning
Both: moaning
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Kooper-no he is raping kids in his basement again
Michael-of course Riley Garcia is doing that he is a child predator
Kooper-no he is raping kids in his basement again
Michael-of course Riley Garcia is doing that he is a child predator
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