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forgets to breathe

Someone who is literally so stupid, every now and then they forget to breath. They are generally recognized by random intakes of breath. Sometimes belly rumbling also occurs as they also forget to eat!
Person A: look at that guy, He nearly passed out!

Person B: oh yes He is that Forgets to breathe guy.

Person A: oh yes, he does look seriously stupid!

Person B: He does indeed.
by Mr Bar Stard June 3, 2013
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nightly furgeson

(noun) the act of receiving head while multitabling online poker
Man, I was 4-tabling the 2/4 game on Pokerstars last night. Next thing I know, my girlfriend walks in the room, unzips my pants and gives me the nightly furgeson!
by Gildwulf December 11, 2008
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Mc Fugget

A variant of " Fuck Nugget " where in this case the person is obese along with being useless.
Tim: " Andrew, I'm gain so much weight.. "
Andrew: " Tim, you have now been upgraded from a Fuck Nugget to a Mc Fugget. "
by Gandalf the Gay August 3, 2012
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Bur furger

pudge facking that bur furger all night is tiring.
by Spaxxxxxx May 18, 2021
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forget about it

"forget about it", means:

(A) You have just been forgiven a major trespass by the Don.

(B) The Don wants you to think you are forgiven, but really, you are about to die.
"Fuckhead about it" = Gangsta version of "forget about it".

"Oh, faggot about it, thilly!" = The gay pimp (Peter Seller) version of "forget about it".
by Peter Seller July 4, 2006
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furret

A Pokemon from the second set(152-251) and the evolved form of Sentret. It sucks more than most of the first 151, but less than those from 252 onwards.

It is a normal type, based off of a ferret, upon which its name is a pun.
Look! Sentret is evolving
*evolving music*
Sentret evolved into Furret!
by Ronin Catholic November 23, 2007
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forgetless

term used to describe that transient state of consciousness which periodically surpasses the forgeful phase
I left home today without my MasterCard and don't know how I could possibly be so forgetless!
by Karen Kato Chervenak February 6, 2006
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