Friememy

Someone who pretends to be your friend while running around talking bad about you behind your bad.

I thought Sally was a friend of mine. She turned into a friememy at work when she stabbed me in the back.

by Kendra19 September 15, 2010

Suicide Fries

French fries that make their way from the french fry container to the bottom of the fast food bag. They are labeled suicidal because they seemingly "jumped" out of the container

"Hey man can I get some of those french fries?"

"You are not deserving of these french fries, but you can have some suicide fries"

by easyryder February 3, 2010

French Fries Tax

French fries allotted to the person picking up lunch for a group of coworkers.

"I can't wait to collect the french fries tax from my coworkers' fries on the way back to the office."

"Hey, Some of my fries are gone. Ohh had to pay the french fries tax."

by Kajun SS November 15, 2014

Fries with that?

A comedy TV show in Canada

Did you watch Fries with that last night?!!

by PyroManiac May 5, 2005

Curly Fries

The act of placing pubic hair in the vagina of a partner, ejaculating on them and then consuming them.

Jeff: 'Oh man there are pubes all up in your box!'

Sally: 'Well just turn them into curly fries and munch them down!'

by phatdik January 13, 2009

freedom fries

An expression to change the food French fries away from the obviously negative conotation. This tactic was used during WWI with German involving "liberty meseals" and "liberty cabbage." The US goverment has not learned anything since.

Guy 1: Pass the freedom fries.
Guy 2: First off they are french fries, second off you didn't say please ass!

by ShoesRBad March 20, 2003

Gay Basket of Fries

1)Term used to refer to any who is a dumb shit or in the act of being a dumbshit.

2)An actual basket of fries that enjoys getting it on with other baskets of fries of the same sex.

Dude, look at josh, he passed out with the dildo still in his ass, what a Gay Basket of Fries!

by Adrain Armello September 3, 2005