Freind

The combination of the German words Freund (meaning friend) and Feind (meaning enemy).
You're never certain whether his next move is gonna make you love or hate him more.

A: Tony is my best friend, although I'm never sure whether to love or hate him.
B: He's your freind!

by Noobacca January 10, 2018

freindly uncle

an uncle that seems nice but fucks you instead

i need to escape from my freindly uncle

by daddys yeeter June 11, 2018

Freight Cuck

One who prefers slaving at a job rather than having fun with friends. Usually a Dallas cowboy fan, enjoys larger women.

Is Jeff coming out this weekend?

No he choose to work overtime all weekend, what a freight cuck.

by Randys greezy cheeseburger gut December 14, 2018

Freindly fire

When 2 guys nut on eachothers dick at the same time. (Aka team fire)

Jackfuck 1: wanna have some freindly fire
Gaybo 1: fuck yesss
Gaybo 2: any room for a third?

by XxpussySlayerxx9000000 January 8, 2019

Freight Truck Fucked

When the freight companies show up and then leave. Then your freight truck fucked.

That truck left without our load. We are freight truck fucked.

by SlobbyRobby May 10, 2019

freight broker

A freight broker is a person in the lowest form of occupational sales. Similar to selling Kirby vacuum cleaners door-to-door. Selling a customer's shipment of goods from point A to point B, and convincing a lowly truck driver to do it for a lesser rate than what you charge the organization. Similar to the mining of blood diamonds in Sierra Leone.

Person 1: Antoine just got fired from KFC!?!
Person 2: All good! He just got hired as a freight broker.

by J-Rizzel July 25, 2019

freitin

a person that is frightend and brightend

you are very freitin

by laughmaker5000 September 28, 2019