franken feet

The peculiar way of walking after sitting on the bowl too long and losing all feeling from the knees down.

Look at him lumber away from the bathroom, he's got franken feet.

by realtalljason2 July 12, 2011

frankenburg

to have sex with a woman using a frankfurt sausage and then eat the sausage when finished

Anthony was feeling a bit pekish so her perfomed a frankenburg with his girlfriend

by Clitoris69 July 14, 2011

Frankenfuck

A slang term for Necrophilia in a positive way

While frankenfucking may be illegal, plenty of people just do it in the mausoleums.

by ksa101 May 15, 2015

Frankenjoin

A haphazard join of data tables performed in a manner resembling that of the body parts of Frankenstein.

Oh man, not another Frankenjoin. We need to talk to Fred and get this into SQL.

by Lookup_the_word_games December 16, 2020

frankenmuffin

An ugly muffin whose sprinkle toppings are so hideous and askew that it resembles Frankenstein

Holly: "Hey Amy, that muffin looks horrible!"
Amy: "FRANKENMUFFIN!!!!!"

by AMY578 December 30, 2020

Frankenbox

When you don’t have the correct size box for eBay and you hand craft the proper size

Goddamnit I don’t have the right size box, what shall I do? Frankenbox

by FRANKENBOX May 9, 2021

Frankendoodler

N. A person who shakes a sausage frank with their fist when they're upset or angry.

The frankendoodler shook their sausage out the car window while yelling at a bad driver.

by Kdenni84 April 17, 2022