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France

1) A Western European nation. Located slightly beneath Britain, in most or all senses.
2) Produces nice wine.
3) Produces nice cheese.
4) Produces shedloads of nuclear weapons, which are happily tested on small Pacific atolls home to endangered species of fish and pygmies.
5) The number one source of irritation for the rest of Europe. This manages to go unnoticed by many Americans, who assume the continent is a single amorphous blob.
6) Also the number one source of contention for the United States, having replaced the Soviet Union.
7) Has an annoying accent.
8) Dislikes British beef. This, as theory and experiment have shown, is due to France's argumentative and overly vegetarian wussiness and has nothing whatsoever to do with life-threatening brain disease.
9) Dislikes Germany, for invading it repeatedly and being German.
10) Dislikes Britain for constant warfare, political disagreement and out of habit.
11) Dislikes the United States for its competition in the 'irritating accents' league table and also for having more nuclear weapons and cheese than France.
12) Dislikes.... well, most things, actually.
13) Is a thoroughly splendid country.
14) Is filled with thoroughly un-splendid French people.
"Oh hell. France has blocked the channel tunnel again."
by victorhadin March 25, 2003
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Fancer

Fancer. noun.
a person who is literally a "fake dancer" .
One who shouldnt even be allowed near a dance floor.
Jon: Did you hear about Matt? He is such a Fancer.
Gavin: Oh yah, that guy sucks balls.
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Air France

The hookers on Miracle Mile are so Air France!
by Big Mike J June 17, 2009
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Made in France

A product which either does not work or will no longer work within one to two months of purchase.
by britsabroad January 10, 2011
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Franceformation

The gradual change of an object to become more French.
Gosh, Calvin won't stop saying oiu! His Franceformation is getting worse by the day!
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Fucking France

an alternative to saying the the word france or describing anything french. used in christopher moore's novel: Fool
see you later, i'm off to fucking france

moi? said i in perfect fucking french
by Scottish Mafia January 23, 2011
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Francesca

My sister is one of the best person u will ever meet she is the popular girl and she is so great and being and reliable person u can trust Francesca with ur life no matter what
Francesca is a person you can trust
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