Brand-shop

When you buy something just because it's from a good brand you know about, but it was actually a crappy product or just average for a ton of money. What advertisers want you to do....

When I bought that Bedhead hairdryer I realized I accidentally brand-shopped, and it was actually just a really heavy but cool-looking hairdryer.

by pseudopirate March 11, 2009

indi brand

Independently owned company

Indi brands are companies funded by founders and are often local or small

by Rgold16 November 21, 2017

Brand Risk

Someone who is risk to a brand by doing risky actions in the eyes of the public.

"Ranboo is such a Brand Risk!" "The Company is letting you go on the basis of you being a Brand Risk."

by GoldenSapphire February 4, 2022

Brand Baby

Someone who is obsessed with brands either from an early age or even as an adult

He always has the greatest brands, from and early age he became a brand baby.

Let me guess you have the latest phone and purse you such a typical Brand Baby.

by justybdj October 18, 2020

Brand-washed

A person who is illogically devoted to a brand. Someone who refuses to wear, use, or purchase brands not within their previous allegiance to their chosen brands. These consumers will obtain products from their favorite brands regardless of their inferiority, expense, or aesthetic shortcomings.

1) Joseph spent $600 on that fugly Gucci fanny pack because he is so brand-washed to them.

2) I'm pretty sure Allison has joined the cult of Supreme. I wish I had created a company that pasted a red label on basic hats and t-shirts! I'd be rolling in the dough.

3) Her son literally acted bummed out because the new smart phone he got for his birthday wasn't and Iphone. He's been brand-washed!

by Jessi in Chicago September 8, 2016

brand nauseum

A yet-to-be-publicised medical condition in which a member of the audience of a Brand New show feels sick, and eventually has to run out of the crowd in order to vomit his/her brains out. The cause for this condition is yet to be determined, but is largely thought to be influenced by excitement of seeing the band, which is cranked up to a dangerously high level, thus weakening the body's natural defense systems and causing the victim to fall sick.

I suffered brand nauseum while Brand New was playing.

by dr. frank-n-furter. July 19, 2009

Brand women

A women who has had so much obvious plastic surgery that she no longer has the ability to smile walk or talk and can use her tits to float when thrown overboard on a boat

Look at that fucking brand women dude

by UserBOI0901826 October 30, 2018