Skip to main content

Keeping the Receipts

a somewhat paranoid diligence, whereby someone mentally stores the evidence of another’s behaviour, should they ever need it in future.

Often done in order to log consummate lying by individuals in positions of influence or power, such as political figures.
Peter Oborne is a consummate receipt-keeper, maintaining a record of politicians who are lying. He has been keeping the receipts of political elites in an effort to hold them to account.
by 1xs April 10, 2021
mugGet the Keeping the Receiptsmug.

keep it pro

an expression that asks for any expression or transaction to be appropiately proffesional
Sorry bud, i cant keep that on my wall. keep it pro
by eschh January 22, 2011
mugGet the keep it promug.

Keep it pushing

To mind one's own business and move along.
Watch'u lookin' at old man? That's right, keep it pushing.
by petroxan March 22, 2023
mugGet the Keep it pushingmug.

Keep it pimpin'

More like "as you were". Acting right and not getting out of line.
"Warned hommie to stop that shit the last time, now he just keep it pimpin'
by Yong Blahd August 29, 2020
mugGet the Keep it pimpin'mug.

keep with faith

The strongest girl in the world, also smart and good friend.
I want a keep with faith in my life.
by Rosie25 October 3, 2013
mugGet the keep with faithmug.

Keep It Bushy

Keep It Bushy is a term that refers to the gooch (the space between your butthole and your balls/vagina) meaning it should be left to grow hairy instead of shaving it clean while doing personal grooming. The saying "Keep It Bushy, and you'll have a second pussy!" describes what it looks like if you were to lay naked on your back and spread your legs in the air and cover up your genitals leaving just your butthole and gooch exposed. If you have left your gooch to get hairy the site will resemble the pubic hair above a vagina; now appearing to being a second pussy!
Keep It Bushy, and you'll have a second pussy!
by keepitbushy July 27, 2020
mugGet the Keep It Bushymug.

Keep-shit

A bowel movement purposefully stored and kept with the intention of later use.
On Christmas Eve, Peter struggled to again push out perfect little balls of keep-shit to be placed on his roof.

After a night of beer and burritos, getting the keep-shit in the brown paper bag to be placed on Mr. Drummond's doorstep was not easy.
by Adamir Putin December 24, 2014
mugGet the Keep-shitmug.

Share this definition