rectal floss

celery

Not only does celery have negative calories, it's also rectal floss that can help prevent colorectal cancer.

by drdigg June 10, 2015

Butt Flossing

When you get a towel between your legs and pull up and down like your shining a shoe

Person1:What the hell are they doing?
Person2:Butt flossing*shudders*

by Sassybiach123456 December 23, 2019

front flossing

The act of only flossing the teeth that people will see. People who engage in this behavior are often suspect of not keeping other areas as clean as they should be.

Peter: I just came back from the dentist and she was pissed at me.
Mary: Why's that? You seem to take of your teeth. Your smile looks clean.
Peter: That's it. She knows I am only front flossing. It was embarrassing.
Mary: It should be! Take an extra minute out of your day! I bet you only wash your hands when people are around.
Peter: Sometimes I only use water when soap is available. Even after a poo. I'm a mess!

by von groovy June 15, 2017

dirty floss

Pubic hair. Phrase typically used during the act of eating someone out or giving a bj

damn that was wild. that dirty floss is all stuck in my teeth

by DatNickkerr April 27, 2023

Dental flossing

The wearing of a very thin gold chain outside of the shirt to show it off.

Look at this guy dental flossing with a chain that looks like I could break it by rubbing it in-between my fingers

by Step your game up September 4, 2021

floss handjob

Attempting to do the dance known as the "floss" whilst giving a handjob.

WARNING: dick yanking is inevitable.
Side Affects may include: needing a dick transplant, or needing your dick reattached.

ER nurse: What are you in for?
Dude: I'd rather not say..
ER nurse: Then I can't help you.
Dude: My girlfriend tried giving me a floss handjob, and it really hurts!

by sweden2020 April 27, 2021

Floss Talk

To elaborately flaunt ones achievements, usually to belittle an adversary.

"Ah nigga, you finally decided to come on the field with the Range Rover, that's cool, you'll like it, I traded mine in for the Ferrari last summer."

"Damn, you aint have to hit me with the floss talk pimpin."

by Tha Game Warden August 13, 2009