Butt Flossing

When you get a towel between your legs and pull up and down like your shining a shoe

Person1:What the hell are they doing?
Person2:Butt flossing*shudders*

by Sassybiach123456 December 23, 2019

floss handjob

Attempting to do the dance known as the "floss" whilst giving a handjob.

WARNING: dick yanking is inevitable.
Side Affects may include: needing a dick transplant, or needing your dick reattached.

ER nurse: What are you in for?
Dude: I'd rather not say..
ER nurse: Then I can't help you.
Dude: My girlfriend tried giving me a floss handjob, and it really hurts!

by sweden2020 April 27, 2021

French floss

When you take a dump somewhere other than a restroom and you have nothing to wipe with you take off a sock a proceed to floss between your cheeks using both hands, one in the front and one in the back in a flossing motion.

Greg took a dump between 2 houses on the way home from school and had to French Floss because he didn’t have anything to wipe with.

by BobbyGeeeee February 15, 2023

tit floss

When your mouth is filled with a renegade hair from your old ladies nipple

I was able to multi task when I was able to suck her tits and use her tit floss to get the pulled pork out from between my teeth

by The_Kerse June 27, 2020

Floss Talk

To elaborately flaunt ones achievements, usually to belittle an adversary.

"Ah nigga, you finally decided to come on the field with the Range Rover, that's cool, you'll like it, I traded mine in for the Ferrari last summer."

"Damn, you aint have to hit me with the floss talk pimpin."

by Tha Game Warden August 13, 2009

Ganja-floss

A cotton candy/candy floss bag full of vaporized marijuana.

Daddy, Pass my bag of Ganja-floss please.

by MsAdventure July 5, 2011

rectal floss

celery

Not only does celery have negative calories, it's also rectal floss that can help prevent colorectal cancer.

by drdigg June 10, 2015