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Flingship

A friendship that has a potential to be a fling.
JD, you should totally start a flingship with Eliot. She's like your best friend and she's totally banging material.
by Eliot Reed November 27, 2011
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flying whale

flying whales are the most beautiful and magestic of all things in this universe. usually drawn by a girl named grace. flying whales are what we are when we dream, when we die, when we dance, when we smoke bud, when we believe. some people arent cool enough to fly with whales.
by mammithadith October 26, 2008
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fling a bearing

To take and fling an old ball bearing at another drivers windshield while on the highway during an act of road rage.
Right before he swerved off the road into the embankment, the tattooed biker decided to fling a bearing at the soccer mom driver in the minivan who accidentally cut him off on the highway. Afterwards the biker woke up in a hospital bed with the television tuned in to the cartoon channel.
by Petergozinya June 7, 2009
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Flying axe handles

When you crap so hard and so fast, it feels like actual pieces of wood are coming out of your ass.
"I really need to cut down on the drinking. I swear to God I shit flying axe handles this morning."
by Iggy6471 February 3, 2009
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Flying Blind Burrito

The act of:

First ejaculating on a girl's (or guy's if you swing that way) eyes so she then becomes blind,

Then rolling her up in a white blanket making her appear as if she was a burrito, and then

Lastly shoving her out of a window making her appear as a (poorly) flying blind burrito
Weird Guy: Dude! I like totally flying-blind-burritoed that girl last night.

Dude: What the crap is a flying blind burrito anyway?
by Markus E_bear April 6, 2010
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a fling

Two people who don't want a serious relationship but are in a similar thing to it, with no attachments.
I just want a little something with someone, to go out on cute dates and cuddle, before I go back to school, like a fling for the summer.
by Cooper Cruzzer 👋🏼 September 26, 2017
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What does it mean when you see flying platypuses?

1. You're about to die.
2. Your face is very ugly and no one wants to rape you.
3. You're high.
4. You're just stupid.
5. You're just a retard that fuckin has problems.
6. You just sucked a infected dick.
7. You're on your period.
8. You just drank some menstrual juice.
9. You saw a Michael and got high.
10. You just got Harrison'd.
11. Vanessa shoved a dildo up your ass and you enjoyed it like how a bitch enjoys a big fat blowjob.
12. Justin Bieber. 'Nuff said.
13. You read a gay chain letter email and apparently got a seizure.
14. You just saw a hot chick that mind-raped you in the ass.
15. You saw the number 15.
16. Your computer blew up on you and you became so gay that your mom gave you a fingering.

High Guy: Dude, what does it mean when you see flying platypuses?

My ass: A lot of things. Why?

High Guy: Cuz I see flying platypuses.
by Chewbacca the cat June 19, 2011
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