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Flavorblasted

To be flavorblasted, a member of either gender must eat a bag, or a large amount, of flavorblasted Goldfish. Once the fingers have a healthy coating of cheese, salt, etc, one can "flavorblast" their own anal cavity, or someone else's. Usually, the activity ends here, but in some states, the person who did the flavorblasting can eat the residue from the anal canal.
"Steve, hurry up and finish those Goldfish, I've been waiting to get flavorblasted for twenty minutes."
by Bbc69 October 2, 2014
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flavored

distracted, preoccupied, generally out-of-it, not lucid
After remaining awake for 36 hours straight to cover an extra shift in the ER, the flavored young doctor crashed on the break room couch.
by Wes October 26, 2003
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Flanorexia

Flanorexia is an sexual disorder characterized by extreme and obsessive fear of coming into sexual or visable contact of Flanagans.

The term Flanorexia was established in 1987 and roughly translates as 'stumpius cockius' in Latin
The condition largely affects women between the ages of 14 and 82 years.

Flanorexic behavior is thought to originate from an obsessive fear of being touched, kissed, sexed by, or in some cases just making eye contact with a member of the Flanagan family.

People with flanorexia also have other psychological difficulties such as Sexlexia (Latin)- 'sexius lexius'

Sociocultural studies have highlighted the role of cultural factors, such as the media’s promotion of toned, built men as the ideal male form rather than the withered, frail frame of the Flanagan's. Women in the Somerset area are at particular risk of developing Flanorexia as this is where he lurks in his sex cave.

Flanorexia is thought to have the highest mortality rate of any psychiatric disorder, with anywhere from 6-20% of those who are diagnosed with the disorder eventually dying from nightares and constant vomitting. Clinicians were warned of the risks as 37% of subjects reported at least one suicide attempt.

Scientists are yet to find a definite cure for the disease, but women within the 14-82 age bracket are advised to use sunglasses to escape his gaze if feeling threatened, and pepper spray in emergencies.
'She died of Flanorexia'

'Dont go to Somerset, you will get Flanorexia'

'I dont want to have sex with you, i am Flanorexic'

'Stop touching me i am Flanorexic you horny toad'
by Knicker Weasel January 7, 2010
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flavorful

Newer way to say "cool. awesome" when describing an item.
Wow! That shirt is flavorful!
by Justin swatloski November 19, 2007
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Flavorgasm

When an extremely delicious food and/or beverage enters your mouth. It produces a flavorgasm.
Dr. Pepper is like a flavorgasm in my mouth!
by Fireman 2555 February 28, 2011
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Flavored Luuuuuuuuuuuuuuube

A. A snack consumed by lesbians.
B. Something handed out at drag shows.
C. Something A.P.M. has an extreme fascination with.
D. Not a subsitute for aloe/rotten milk.
E. Not to be associated with anal eaze.
F. Necessary for insertion of anal beeds (spelled wrong on purpose).
G. Only effective when pronounced with 25 u's.
I could really go for some flavored lube right now.

If I was standed on a deserted island, I would bring my flavored lube.

When A.P.M. walked into my room, the first thing he noticed was my flavored lube.

Flavored lube makes the perfect snack.
by Miyag September 13, 2006
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flaberjoobled

She was totally flaberjoobled after chaperoning the high school field trip
by lisagaia April 19, 2010
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