Text field

The belief that one has a magical force field surrounding them, that protects them from all harm, so long as they are texting.

Trent tripped in the parking lot because he was texting while walking, believing fully he was immune from such a disaster because of the text field he believed to surround him."

by Funkyourshitup August 5, 2009

Wheat fielding

verb
1.
doing whatever the fuck it is you do in a wheat field.

My mom was wheat fielding when she was like 'fuck, i'm about to have this baby'

by argthesaurus July 5, 2016

Magnetic Field

The Magnetic Field is created somehow in the core by unknown origins (speculation suggests that it’s created from the spinning liquid outer core)
It blocks most of the solar wind and some solar wind goes through the poles and creates aurora borealis.

Tom Scott: ... and at number 3, it’s the Earth’s Magnetic Field

by PewDieSeries January 19, 2021

liam figel

Big Dick ginger who fucks anyone and is addicted to adderol

Liam Figel fucked my dog

by Ball slurper November 23, 2021

Leaving Players On The Field

To drop a deuce and not dispose of it properly (not flushing or making sure everything flushes).

Guy 1: "man those guys from programming keep coming over to our restroom to drop the kids off at the pool"

Guy 2: "I know and they have their own bathroom!"

Guy 1: "worst part is, THEY KEEP LEAVING PLAYERS ON THE FIELD"

by waxrage October 1, 2009

plow her bean field

Fuck her right in the pussy

"Dude you know Jessica I can't wait to plow her bean field"

by Cuntmisterkiller69 November 8, 2015

Nutella flower field

An idea to end world hunger, when doing anal, pull out and spread some fine seeds (wheat seeds work best) sprinkle it on your cock and shove it back in his/her/ it’s ass and or urethra, the moist environmental will make the seeds grow thus ending world hunger

This recession got us fucked up how are we going to feed our kids??? Babe we should try the Nutella flower field, we need our kids to eat right???

by Foxio January 24, 2023