Dakota Fire Hole

A Dakota Fire Hole involves mixing Sriacha and a puree of fresh Carolina Reaper chili pepper. The mixture is then poured into a condom, tied off at the end and frozen. When things start to heat up with your partner, ask for a quick break to "run and get a new toy." Clip off one end with a pair of scissors, removed your spicy popsicle, run back into the room and jam it in her chili ring! Hold it there with your finger while you two get it on and keep loudly whispering "Hot! Hot! Hot! Hot! Hot! Hot!."

Laugh hysterically on the way to the hospital. Explain to the admission's clerk what you just did and snapchat her reaction to a member of your church.

Finally, when the two of you return home, slap her with a Vlasic brand dill pickle.

Back in the day before filming one of her shows, Bob Dole gave Mary Tyler Moore a Dakota fire hole. What's why she cried for most of the episode.

by Wille_Stroker March 10, 2015

alaskin fire dragon

To play alaskin fire dragon you need a girls vagina and hot sauce. put the hot sauce around the vagina and blow into the vagina it will get messy fast.

My woman was angry at me so we played alaskin fire dragon and her vagina got beat up quick.

by Dilly-willy :) December 21, 2020

Fire Away

A cool way to make someone start talking/ranting/chatter.

Person 1: My girlfriend dumped me.
Person 2: ...So?
Person 1: I want to tell the story faggot!
Person 2: *sigh* Fire away...
Person 1: Bla bla bla

by my name is not being used now October 14, 2010

FireTimothy

Best aimer, better, faster, smoother, cleaner, insane, sexy, hot, handsome, and pretty. More masculine than you can ever be. The most CHAD being in the world. No one can touch him in his life.

FireTimothy is probably the best counter blox player of all time.

by DAYUM BRUH October 13, 2020

Fire Boat

Similar to the Fire Boat Salute, but instead of urinating up in the air and onto yourself, you aim and arch it onto another person floating in the pool with you. Again, most easily performed by a male doing this onto another person.

I gave my girlfriend a fire boat yesterday when we where in the pool.

by Murph 001 May 2, 2008

Fire Squirts

Diarrhea that burns on the way out.

Yeah matt had really bad fire squirts, he was walking funny for days.

by Arrrrrgh January 26, 2011

fireballed up

a way to excuse your drunken behavior. related to the consumption of fireball whiskey.

ex: sorry i fell into your grill and ruined the barbecue, i was fireballed up

by claire.bear April 24, 2014