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Ferret Dunn

An African child with large pubey haircut and tries to be road:( he enjoys the odd fag and is generally considered a legend by him mum, and her friends. He originated from the land of Granada and has only ever eaten tobacco and then learnt to smoke it. He is now knows as ground weasel by colleagues. Good old ferret dunn.
Opponent: u're a dick
Me: your a stupid ferret dunn
by Osama laden October 27, 2016
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Ferret davies

Ferret davies is an unusual human that looks like the animal ferret usually bad hair and mum can be a whore or the unusual human can be born a mistake and is to live in a garbage can
Ferret davies lives in garbage cans around the state
by Jkftd September 10, 2016
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like herding ferrets

As ferrets can be rather excitable and jumpy, trying to herd them (or get them under control) becomes a next to impossible task as they dart this way and that.
Oh my god, trying to organise a night out with that lot is like herding ferrets.
by D C King March 19, 2008
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Johnny Ferret

Another name for Gianfranz

Gianfranz is a fortfuck
Jesus: 'Did you hear Johnny Ferret watched porn in class?'
God: 'Did you know that Johnny Ferret is also a fortfag?'
Jesus: 'NO WAY!!!'
by MinecraftGoodFortniteBad69 December 10, 2019
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slapping a ferret

Dude, I really need to slap a ferret right now.

Larry will be back in a moment, he’s off slapping a ferret.
by Dawnky punch August 6, 2022
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Field Ferret

A ball park whore baseball groupie who fucks all the players.
Damn boy!! Kepler fucks the shit out of those Field Ferrets!!!
by Highwayman April 27, 2019
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ferret

draco fawking malfoy thats who a ferret is/aka harry pottahs husband
harry:where is my ferret

draco:here i am my love
by draco_drarry_malfoy November 16, 2022
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