felted

(verb) A slang term originated by Phil (The Unabomber) Laak that means one has lost all of their chips at a poker table, hence the broke player is left with only the felt table top in front of them.

Phil was chip leader, and felted Antonio when Antonio put all of his chips in with two pair vs Phil's full house.

by SavagePenguin February 6, 2010

feline

Archaic for "A cat or other member of the cat family". Nowadays, we just refer to any member of the cat family as a cat. In particular, species of the cat family that are (much) larger than a house cat are referred as "big cats".

Today's Standards: Lions are big cats.

Proper Standards: No, they're felines. Who the hell came up with "big cats", a 3-year-old?

Today's Standards: Nope! We brought "feline" into disuse a long long time ago!

by EpicScientician September 26, 2021

feline disrespect from behind

'Feline Disrespect from Behind' refers to the act of a cat flying out of nowhere and straight into a person's rectum definitely signifying a lack of respect for the victim. It originated from a Japanese ad for "Bukkake" milk and shows an example of 'Engrish' at its best

Theres only one example

FELINE DISRESPECT FROM BEHIND!!!!!

by Digger Please March 20, 2007

Felicia

A girl named Felicia is a kind girl. When you first see her you’ll soon notice how friendly she is. After you get to know her you’ll soon notice how strange and abnormal she is. She is always kind and cheerful, but she can do the strangest things too. She knows when to be normal and when to not be. Felicia will always be there to make you happy, cheer you up, make you laugh, and make you feel amazing. Felicia is a great, but abnormal person.

Felicia is a nice, but strange girl.

by crazy_tiger43 February 1, 2018

Fellutch

The act of performing a dutch oven while receiving fellatio.

John fellutched Julia last night and this morning she was very angry.

by Paginis VaJJ July 6, 2011

feline flagellated segment of a fece female parent inseminator

A polite way of saying the phrase, "pussywhipped piece of shit motherfucker.

This blender is a real feline flagellated segment of a fece female parent inseminator -- the little fucker can't even make a stupid margarita and always reeks like burned wires!

by Telephony October 10, 2016

fell on my nuts

When everything just goes to hell.

After my car broke down, the tire went flat. Feels like I just fell on my nuts!

by Bakinbread January 20, 2017