fecal colony

n., pl. (1) a group of sexually intimate people who practice anal sex only within the group. (2)a harem of people who practice anal sex.

His fecal colony has grown exponentially since he put an ad in the personals for new members.

by Lizard boots and Lipshitz December 16, 2016

fecal helmet

The act of getting shit/feces on the end of a penis from anal sex.

I'm going to the bar tonight and I'm hoping to get fecal helmet after fucking some mud pussy.

by jimmybomm September 21, 2020

fecal position

what the squatty potty is all about

boyfriend: whats the matter sweetheart, you seem tense and bound up over something
girlfriend: oh, I am! I am just so constipated.... and I just want to get it out
boyfriend: no problem - get set in the fecal position and be patient. think good thoughts, you'll be ok

by muffmirkin May 23, 2019

fecal fatigue

When one gets tired from excessively pooping.

My stomach virus has given me explosive diarrhea, and now I have fecal fatigue.

by PCBroMiami January 9, 2016

Fecal pack

Fecal pack=several cacks
Cack=several muckbuttons
muckbuttons=several dingeberries
dinglerry=little ball of shit and toilet paer that rolls up in the hairs of your butthole

Man, I had a fecal pack that was packed so tight I couldn't shit for a week

by headshok62 October 18, 2008

Fecal Banter

When two or more people trade degrading remarks in an attempt to discourage or frighten one another. The more common terminology is "shit talkin", though "fecal banter" has a more sophisticated ring to it.

While minding my own business in the Walmart checkout line, fecal banter erupted between two female porch dwellers.

by LiquidHound April 19, 2011

fecal sprinkle

It's like a golden shower but with shit

Holy crap man I was tossing that girls salad last night and she fecal sprinkled all over my face, even got in my mouth.
I still fucked her anyway though.

by BigBoySatisfactory January 31, 2018