Alternative facting

When the facts are not in your favor, so you just choose to you alternative facts.

He is totally alternative facting about who he was with last night.

by Barnan January 25, 2017

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My heads farting

A state of confusment and uncertainty

Miss I don't know what you're talking about, my heads farting

by Urbandictionary13345. June 9, 2017

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Dakota Fanning

A clever trap designed by Scientologists to send unsuspecting middle-aged men to jail where they will be raped by other Dakota Fans.

Prisoner 1: So what are you in for?
Prisoner 2: Dakota Fanning.

by mrbrownpants March 10, 2009

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fanging it

Travelling quickly.

I cycled from Bethnal Green to Tower Bridge in 13 minutes. I was absolutely fanging it, jumping red lights and riding on the pavements.

by mrploppypants January 2, 2009

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dakota fanning

An ugly little kid who thinks shes the shit and wants to seem smart when her goal in life is to be tom cruise's prop for public events.

Dakota Fanning is an ass kissing motherfucker

by opTIAshizzNAZZ May 15, 2006

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Also known as a Quacking Guitar, a Farting Guitar is a somewhat silly side effect of Southern Rock. You see, In country music an Electric Guitar is distorted in such a way as to be played slowly, so it gives a smooth, calming effect. When Rock music is added Music has to be speed up, leading to a Fart like sound.

Have you heard The Outlaw's Green grass and high tides? Man, the End solo Has so much Farting Guitar in it it Becomes hilarious.

by LynyrdSkynyrd May 5, 2009

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fandingle

fan-din-gle The happy cousin of the "F" word. to be used in public places.

used to take place of or used in place of the "F" word. Term to be used in any situation that you cant use the "F" word.

after hitting my hand i screamed fandingle.
what the fandingle is going on in here.
that job is so fandingled.
we fandingle every wedneday.
what a beautiful fandinglishous day
how in the fandingle did you do that
your so fandingled whey they get home
I love to fandingle after drinking all night.

by Domaniac May 19, 2009

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