Falcon Punch

What happens when you divide by zero.

Teacher: So Tommy how do you finished this problem?

Tommy: I subtract 10, then divide by zer-

Teacher: Oh no u dint
FALCONNN... PUNNNCH

*Tommy gets a Falcon Punch to the face...

by ihatelifemorethanyou December 18, 2009

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Falcon Punch

Verb. To use an extremely epic move or tactic in anything that grants the user instant victory.

Example One:
Teacher: The atomic bomb ended the war when it was dropped on Hiroshima and Nagasaki. In a sense, we basically Falcon Punch'd the Japanese so that we don't have to drag the war out any longer.

Example Two:
Michael: So I was playing poker with John the other night, and I had a three of a kind of fives on the last hand.
James: Did you win?
Michael: No. He pulled a goddamn straight flush out of his ass and won the game.
James. Damn man! He Falcon Punch'd you!

by John D. Heisenberg May 15, 2013

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Saltrese Falcon

A Himalayan take on the classic pink sock. Must be performed at high altitudes for obvious safety reasons. Once pink sock is achieved, immediately throw your partner into the frozen snow, producing a pink popsicle that is most enjoyable fireside, preferrebly on a falcon feather down blanket.

Dude! Last night, after we hiked all the way up to our mountain chalet, that crazy bitch, Linda, let me go straight popsicle on her asshole. It was my first ever Saltrese Falcon! I was flying so high!

by Trainius M November 23, 2018

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