ferret

draco fawking malfoy thats who a ferret is/aka harry pottahs husband

harry:where is my ferret

draco:here i am my love

by draco_drarry_malfoy November 16, 2022

Ferreted

The past tense of having have had one's anal opening oiled while sleeping and a ferret being inserted.

Jesus fuck-hole why was I ferreted?

by undying January 9, 2010

Ferretting

The act of patrolling back alleys and sidewalks seeking out specific objects to collect

"I can't find a milk crate anywhere"

"Go ferretting mate, there'll be around"

by Changa26 February 24, 2021

ferret on my pussy

to be caught off guard if wrong doing is discovered

i wouldn’t wanna get caught with a ferret on my pussy tomorrow you know what i mean

by xgmpt January 25, 2021

Ferret davies

Ferret davies is an unusual human that looks like the animal ferret usually bad hair and mum can be a whore or the unusual human can be born a mistake and is to live in a garbage can

Ferret davies lives in garbage cans around the state

by Jkftd September 10, 2016

Ferret Dunn

An African child with large pubey haircut and tries to be road:( he enjoys the odd fag and is generally considered a legend by him mum, and her friends. He originated from the land of Granada and has only ever eaten tobacco and then learnt to smoke it. He is now knows as ground weasel by colleagues. Good old ferret dunn.

Opponent: u're a dick
Me: your a stupid ferret dunn

by Osama laden October 27, 2016

like herding ferrets

As ferrets can be rather excitable and jumpy, trying to herd them (or get them under control) becomes a next to impossible task as they dart this way and that.

Oh my god, trying to organise a night out with that lot is like herding ferrets.

by D C King March 19, 2008