faf

Fuck all females. A term guys use when they don’t want females or are depressed with woman.

Guy: You know that bitch Alayna? She wants to get with you

Me: Nah bruh. It’s faf (fuck all females)

by LuhDomo November 20, 2018

FAF

Fake as fuck. Originating in the Northern Nevada area, used when a friend goes behind your back or goes around your words.

" Jose jalepeño on a stick is faf to Jeff Dunham. "

by JMoney420Baller August 10, 2017

FAF

Fresh as fuck.

Yo, that pineapple was FAF.

by mcdude_13 February 21, 2019

faf

fake as fuck

"I was trying to work things out with my best friend, but this bitch was being faf."

"I hate bitches who are faf"

by Yolo2million December 18, 2018

Faf

A faf is something that is a nuisance.

Oh no, that’s such a big faf.

by sleepypudding December 22, 2018

FAF

To wash yourself with a flannel starting with your Face, then Armpits and lastly Fanny.

Gf: I can’t be arsed to shower I’m going to have a faf.
Bf: Ok bruh

by Mark Succerberg January 11, 2019

Faf

A fake ass friend

Yeah Malorie totally ditched us, what a faf.

by Baelien June 14, 2018