Facebook

The second most famous word that begins with f and ends with k.

A: Hey did u know the word Facebook is the second most famous word that begins with f and ends with k?

B: What's the first?

A: *troll face*

by HappyAlexR July 24, 2011

Facebook

More addictive than marajuana, weed, shrooms, cigarettes, and any other thing you can think of-COMBINED!

im supposed to smoke with my friends-but im on facebook now.....

by the NINJA Cheesecake December 13, 2010

Facebook

Cause of total procrastination in teenagers. Therefore it leads to slipping grades in school.

Friend# 1: hey did you get that us history homework done last night?

Friend# 2: nope, i was Facebook last night...
That probably means i willl do it before he starts class : )

Friend# 1: dude, youre going to fail.

Friend# 2: yes, i know.

by spacezebra December 12, 2010

Facebook

A website with which people with no lives look up people WITH lives and wish they were them. Often inspires people to shallowly build up their own social lives in order to post as many photos as possible and make other people without lives envy them.

I'm at home and bored on a Friday night. Let's see what everyone else is doing with Facebook.

by Jrahien July 14, 2011

Facebook

A destructive tool that guys/girls, who normally would have no chance at this in real life, attempt to steal your boy/girlfriend and ruin your relationship via the chat option, message option, and stupid pictures where they are melodramatic and usually shirtless showing off their not-quite-there muscles or their not-so-pretty body.

1- Hey did you hear about Jim and Kim?
2- No What happened?
1- Facebook.
2- Oh sh*t...tough times, man, tough times.

by Facebook_Hater February 5, 2010

Facebook

One of the best ways to be stalked on the internet.

People can see my school, city, and state on Facebook if I don't put it on 'Private'.

by anditwasamazing October 4, 2010

Facebook

A place where people can meet otherpeople online or friend request people without ever having to meet them or have a face to face conversations. Aka a waste of time.

Luke: Hey Marry, I say your pictures the other night on facebook. You look great!

Marry: Who are you?

by bethany020 February 8, 2010