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Seif Eyebrows

When a ugly looking buffon with the most ninja looking mask batman angry bird faces. Seif usually has the tiniest penis and is microscopic with a good bunda.
by Seif Caveman November 4, 2022
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eyebrow master

he who hails form the "Land Of New", carrying with him only the fur (in some cases pubes) of an elk, wallaby and/or GRIZZLY BEAR, neatly and strategically fasten to his lower forehead in gratuitous quantities.

hides under a glow in the dark Led Zeppelin t-shirt, thus making him an easy target for eyebrow harvesters. therefore there is only one known "eyebrow master" living among us in the modern world.
by ManCastLE! March 15, 2011
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Eyebrowing

The origin of the term is that thing a girl does when she's plucking her eyebrows where she switches back and forth trying to get things even, but accidentally takes too much off EVERY time until there is no eyebrow left.

Despite the origin, this term applies to haircuts, makeup, and even external things the girl does.
Jer: Your hair looks fine woman, stop eyebrowing!
Rosey: No wait, I'm almost done, my hair is uneven!
Jer: You are such an eyebrower!
by Polymathous January 11, 2012
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Eyebrowing

When you shave off your eyebrows during a 2007 britney breakdown and now you're desperately drawing them on with sharpie.
Person one: did you hear about rachel she's gonna shave off her eyebrows
Person 2: bet she'll be eyebrowing after doing it
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eyebrow thing

it is something that you do with your eyebrow you point it up and act like you mad
man you doing the eyebrow thing
by McDonaldsIsCool February 25, 2019
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eyebrow

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by ruxlol123 January 21, 2022
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Tiny Eyebrow Disease (TED)

The unfortunate fictional label associated with people that have naturally occurring, very small, tinier than usual eyebrows. (Does not apply to alternative people that purposefully shave them for reshaping and drawing.)
Me: Look at how much actual brow I have left…

You: I see, and you know what… even with your skinny eyebrows, you look great!

Me: Well hey, don’t worry. It’s on purpose! I don’t have Tiny Eyebrow Disease (TED) or something.
by defs4dayz November 21, 2025
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