Ethan

A strait up butthole. He is a rude, crazy lunatic who is a lesbian.

Ethan is a butthole

by Zelda poop September 27, 2019

ethanate

Main Entry: ethan·ate
Pronunciation: E-than-At
Function: transitive verb
Inflected Form(s): -at'ed; -at·ing
Etymology: Hebrew/biblical ethan means "strong" or "firm"
1. To make masculine
1. To make strong/firm/powerful
synonym see masculate-rare

"I have just successfully flexed my pectoral muscles, one by one; I found it quite ethanating"

by gadget00 April 24, 2005

ethan to

Someone who is not nice and is very uneducated. He owns a turtle who he thinks is a bunny because he is very blind.

Is that ethan to?

Yeah I wouldn’t talk to him, he’s not nice

by Nenenenenenene February 19, 2018

Ethan

Ethan is that kind of guy who makes you feel happy with only saying hello. He'll always try to make you feel better whenever you're sad or down, he'll be one of literally the closest friends in your life. He'll be OBSESSED WITH STALIA or any good tv show. He would be the shoulder to lay on and the only guy who you would wish to have a friendship that never ends. He's someone compassionate, loving, unique, caring, smart, literally the best think that ever happened to you. You will literally feel like you two know since forever, because of how much he knows about you. Sometimes, you even think that you don't deserve someone like an Ethan for how amazing he can be with you. But an Ethan is someone who's almost like your brother, it would be weird if Ethan gets into an argument. But if you have any Ethans in your life, never let him go and make him feel loved AT ALL TIMES, BECAUSE HE WILL DO THE SAME only to make you smile.

That guy is so sweet! He totally is an Ethan

by THE OG EIZA January 18, 2017

Ethan

A fat fuck with no life

Ethan kys

by Fatfucker69 May 3, 2020

Ethan

The kind of kid to start screeching and pointing his tongue out at the lunch table and pretending he's an iguana. Ethan's are usually Ginger and have zero friends. You can usually tell its an Ethan by the fact they are most likely sitting alone. Avoid Ethan.

Man- " Who is that kid smacking himself in the head with a book?"

Other Man- "Probably Ethan."

by Rude Stooge August 8, 2020

Ethan

A really hot guy, yet cute guy. He is the definition of cute, and don't tell anybody else otherwise. He is sweet, caring, and modest. He is one of the top 5 most popular guys in school, but doesn't use it against people. He includes any and everyone. Ethan is extremely athletic, and typically plays sports in his free time. If he isn't playing sports, he is hanging out with his friends. Ethan is funny, as he can make anybody laugh. He always has a smile on his face, and is an optimist. He doesn't date the hot, rich, popular girls like the rest of his friends. He dates shy, cute, unnoticed girls. You are extremely lucky to have him. NEVER let him go.

Notice me, Senpai. I love you, Ethan. <333

Girl 1: Omg did you hear Jessica broke up with Ethan?
Girl 2: *Gasp* No way. She is going to be sorry she left his ass.

Girl 1: At least I have a chance with him now!

by Jughead Jones - I define names October 7, 2018