Elmo bars are red xanax bars pressed with 10mg of etizolam. They are known to cause confusion, agitation, and extreme intoxication.
by peanut coke plug November 5, 2022

A Elmo is a gear sniffing monster, usually a cross breed better a Turk and a Albanian with a hint of poof in there, loves going gym to keep his fabulous arse in shape by taking spinning classes riding dick and pumping iron
by Diggerdagger November 29, 2019

by Knmagor April 29, 2022

๐ธ๐๐๐ ๐๐ ๐ค๐๐ก๐โ๐๐๐....
by Thedemonftheinternet October 28, 2020

A red fuzzy fool who talks to a goldfish for hours on end because he has no friends, no family, and his whole life was a lie. No wonder why his father abandoned him as a bratty 5 year old!
by FrOgGyHaSjUsTtOuChEdGrAzZzZz July 24, 2023

"Hey bro, I'm gonna try to french elmo my girl next time"
"You gotta be more specific you mooseknuckle"
"You gotta be more specific you mooseknuckle"
by Dr. Monk_ June 10, 2018

He lurks in the night, waiting for injustice, as the corners of Sesame Street are most evil at night.He is darkness, he is justice, HE IS BAT-ELMO
Thug 1: is that a bat? NO ITS BAT-ELMO RUN
Thug 2: Iโve set up three surprise presents around Sesame Street and Rocco holds the detonator bat-elmo
Thug 2: Iโve set up three surprise presents around Sesame Street and Rocco holds the detonator bat-elmo
by Batelmo February 2, 2024
