Emil Jansson

Emil Jansson has a big dick 47cm , and he likes pussy very mutch.he walkes strange becuse he has fucked so many girls to hard. If you se a guy in Sweden that walks strange and have a houge cock it's an Emil Jansson.

If you se him and you are a girl he can fuck you hard as fuck.

Girl 1: Emil Jansson fucks me hard ewery week.
Girl 2: yeah, he fucks me also.

by Emil Jansson December 12, 2016

Carl-Emil

Carl-Emil is a rare creature, usually found in the amazon forest. It tends to have very big ears, but also a incredibly large penis. If you go 10 or less meters close to him, he WILL attempt to rizz you up, so be careful. The Carl-Emil is mostly famous for the ass cheese incident in 1945. He was also used as a sex bot in ww2. A Carl-Emil can cost up to 100000 dollars.

Explorer: Wow, I wonder what that creature is. Im gonna go closer to it
Carl-Emil: Wassup girl. Are you asian? Cuz im china get into japanties ;)
Explorer: *takes off clothes*

by scared ass cheese looking nigg April 24, 2023

Emil Thiesen

A guy who gets no play, is a bit of bitch, and most likely will never get a single win in fortnite

man 1: bro look its emil thiesen
man 2: so glad im not him, he a bitch lowkey

by Sir Ras October 13, 2022

Emil

A character from the NieR Franchise known for being extremely powerful and nice. He does nothing but do good and think of others.

Person 1: Oh my god I love Emil so much, he has done nothing wrong.
Person 2: What about that time when he nuked a village to save his friends?

by Kerplun January 4, 2024

Emil Macka

When your Swedish friend named Emil puts his butt cheeks surrounding your nose making you an Emil Macka \\ *-* //

Girl to girl
girl 1: oh we did the dirtiest thing yesterday
girl 2: really??? tell me all about it
girl 1: he did the Emil Macka on me *UwU*

by Empaah November 11, 2019

Emil

A guy With a penis like an Elephants russel mhhhh tasty

Wow do u See Emils russel, very delicious

by Emilsrussel November 22, 2021

Emil Olsen

Emil Olsen is an amazing boy. He is very good looking and all the girls want him. He is 6'6 and is in the NBA. He is Christian and is the best looking boy ever.

Yo, Emil Olsen is so hot

by Cachow January 18, 2024