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Elis

He is a small man typically gets hurt or hurts other he is a go kart scientist. An Elis is also known to get horribly drunk and start screaming references to rick and morty such as 'that was the hardest working liver in the galaxy morty, now its got a hole in it'. Sometimes if Elis is really drunk he starts to embrace his ture sexual orientation he loves to fuck men with out consent. Some say you can hear him fapping all night long. He also sings in a boys choir, if you asked him nicely he would probably become a castrati. Sometimes at the bar he gets drunk at he gets really horny because of this he is watching.
have come out of the closet yet 'Elis'? Do you still go to the gay bar Elis? Man that Elis guy is ugly. Elis is kinda good at meth.
by Sppedy December 6, 2021
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Eli

Hottest kid ever. Best friends with Noah S
Has an amazing girlfriend who's name starts with R and her last name starts with J.He cares for her only. Coolest kid in your school.
Eli is awesome.

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by YIUR MUM February 11, 2019
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Eli

Eli is the best guy you will ever meet. He’s funny, sweet, kind, outgoing, and just so amazing. He cares a lot about other people and always wants them to be happy. Eli includes everyone and makes them feel wanted. Doing anything is fun as long as he’s there. He’s also extremely cute btw
Man, that Eli is so perfect

I know, his girlfriend sure is lucky
by John_samstone December 6, 2018
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Elis

Fucking huge. 6 pak. Gets bare girls. Rich. Probably your father
Elis is a fucking unit
by God 69 420 November 30, 2019
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Eli

A smol little boy that will never grow over 5'1 c:
Eli is small child.
by Teehee ccccc: October 12, 2020
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Eli

He’s a dick that should go away for ever!He doesn’t know how to treat a girl he will break your heart so don’t date him!!!
Person#1 He sucks

Person#2 He must be a eli
by The salad person June 3, 2020
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Eli

Eli-a wise child mostly way too educated and is mini David Attenborough. He is a master of black market deals and will scam you if not careful.
A wild Eli can not be tamed easily but will stay quiet and stationary as a battle tactic
Eli
Oh you mean lil mr scammer
by By soviet Union December 13, 2019
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