Elmering

The act of covering an appendage (usually the palm of the hand) in Elmer's glue with the end satisfaction of peeling off the dried glue sheet.

Dude, I'm totally Elmering my entire hand right now! I hope it comes off like a glue glove!

by Tastefulnudes4you September 16, 2017

Emergency Sad Nigga Hours

emergency sad nigga hours is activated in the event it's not sad nigga hours but you must reflect on your actions, feelings, someone or something hurtful and or you are in fact, sad
E.S.N.G is relatively the same but for the people who can't wait for Sad Nigga Hours to come

Man 1 : my gf just broke up with me, it's sad nigga hours

Man 2 : it's not anywhere between 2 or 5 am, it's E.S.N.H.

Man 1 : E.S.N.H.?

Man 2 : Emergency Sad Nigga Hours

by Anon senpai June 19, 2018

emergence

The appearance of linearity from asymmetry.

Appears in the form of aesthetic, structure or design.

Emergence indicates that linear time is a vector that moves from the future toward the past.

by tomorrowtomorrow July 15, 2018

Elmer Phitts

He was born to Donna phitts. But he was taken and used as a way for Bryce Tankthrust(aka CEO) to get a heart. Every time she needs a new one, she creates a new Elmer. The oldest Elmer is the wisest.

Sam Phitts was used as a replacement for Elmer Phitts to make Donna regain her memory

by Bladukeboi October 6, 2019

Emergency wank

When the sudden urge to jizz is so overwhelming that you have to stop everything and have an emergency wank

Jesus Christ. I was at McDonald's drive-thru earlier when I had to abandon the car and run into the disabled toilets for an emergency wank. It was like I was possessed

by Mrrobot7891 August 7, 2020

Emer Joe

A lovely name for a lovely, lovely, lovely young man. This name is the only one in the world. The person who owns this name currently resides in the Philippines.

Emer Joe is defined as a lovely guy

by Emer Joe June 7, 2021

Emerald News

Emerald News - is a channel made by Emerald on the UTMP discord server that replaced Onlin News after Onlin decided to give his channel away.
So far he posted a very few amount of news in the past few month but there is nothing that can do something about that.

User1 - It used to be Gerry News, than Onlin News, now Emerald News? Whats next???
User2 - Markiplier News!

by 5L1M3 January 27, 2022