duece duece

when a girl gives head twice in one night

that crazy ho joelle did that duece duece

by adefrenza October 12, 2006

drop a duece

1: The act of taking a shit, literrally, a number 2.

2: The act of taking a shit so large, two flushes were needed.

Man, my bathroom always smells after you drop a duece!

"Toilet almost got clogged..."
"You drop a duece?"
"Yah, I shoulda flushed twice but I didnt."

by Dragonbreathp9d August 14, 2006

Duece

A way of saying goodbye or giving up on something

Man this paper is wack I'm throwing the deuce on it.

by Don Determinado October 27, 2003

Duece-Day

The day that you and your friends plan ahead of time to smoke a doobie.

Dude, Friday is Duece-Day don't forget that dime sack.

by staylifted09 October 19, 2009

snap a duece

A shit while in a public bathroom, that you do not flush, knowing someone else will have to gag at the sight... crying, "Oh snap!" People who snap a duece are either proud of their mess and want witnesses or have a good laugh while shitting and thinking about the "Oh snap" moment that renders the stall useless until the cleaners get called in.

Andrew - "Why are you smiling coming out of the washroom? Did you snap a duece or something?"

Jonny - "Oh man, my shit was a weird grey color! I just couldn't flush it. The janitor probably won't believe it either! I can just imagine the snap on his face."

Andrew - "It does make you laugh a bit - snapping a duece."

by Double-jointed donkey October 18, 2017

duece duece

22 ounce alcholic beverage.

I'll take a duece duece and a pack of Newports.

by Jeremy November 9, 2004

Duece

1. Excrement.
2. An act of defecating.

Where's the bathroom? I need to deuce.

Origin Josh Colbert, from Deu, to defecate. See deu-1 in Pompano Roots.

by Nick Dominguez March 6, 2003