dribble muffin

noun. a muffin of the dribbled variety. Contains human or animal saliva baked steadily into the delicious sponge. a delicassy in southern france... those damn dirty frogs.... often used as an insult by those to afriad to curse.

Your a fuckface... i mean a dribble muffin... please dont tell my mommy!!!!!!

by damonator!!!!!!! February 26, 2004

Dribble Baby

1
A child born from semen leaking from a woman's anal creampie into her vagina causing impregnation. Generally unplanned.

2
A dumb asshole presumed to be the offspring created through definition #1.

3
Someone who can't handle situations where drinking is involved because they have no self-control.

1
Person 1: Did you hear Erika got pregnant?
Person 2: I thought she only takes it up the ass?
Person 1: Yup...dribble baby, yo.

2
"Man, fuck John...fucking dribble baby."

3
"Did you invite Freddy? I hope not because that dude is a dribble baby."

by MiguelGrande December 15, 2020

Dribble

Correct terminology for a group of handicapped people.

Hey, look at that “dribble” of mongs

by Fishoo July 27, 2023

Biscuit dribble

When you dip your biscuit in a cup of tea for too long and you take it out, causing it to drip tea over the surface of your table. It then crumples in your hand before you can place it in your mouth, as you desperately try to move your mouth and hand to fit the biscuit in, but it's too late. Now you've got biscuit dribble all over you.

Mason: Daniel why do you look like a wet ape?
Daniel: I got biscuit dribble over me this morning.
Mason: Cool story bro.

by Senpai Ace October 23, 2015

last dribble

The youngest offspring of an aged man. Particularly applied to a weakling or Special Needs Donkey. Chiefly Northern Irish.

They tell me that old Paddy's last dribble finally learned to tie her shoelaces. They're hoping she'll be able to get her left and right shoes the right way round by the time she's 50.

by T. Q. Beast Esq. July 14, 2021

Dribble

A person who stutters so much, he may as well start dribbling.

"have you seen dribble over there?"
"hey dribble sing superman!"

by Hazel99 April 28, 2020

Dribble Catcher

An item one wears on the chin to catch all the bullshit spilling from his/her’s mouth.

“Better strap on that Dribble Catcher coz the shits dribbling down your chin again pal”

by Upyermamspoopshoot January 2, 2021