by melon31 July 10, 2023

The worst preforming processor / "chip" that will operate in a given Motherboard or Computer system.
Only relevant for non-monolithic Computers (i.e. systems have options for different processors), and where the absolute worst was picked.
The Term comes from the singular of "Doritos" a popular triangle shaped snack chip, that while tasty, do not actually run computer code.
The Term was made famous in the song "It's All About the Pentiums" by "Weird Al" Yankovic
Only relevant for non-monolithic Computers (i.e. systems have options for different processors), and where the absolute worst was picked.
The Term comes from the singular of "Doritos" a popular triangle shaped snack chip, that while tasty, do not actually run computer code.
The Term was made famous in the song "It's All About the Pentiums" by "Weird Al" Yankovic
by mpheyse February 25, 2023

by satoru gojos #1 wife March 28, 2024

A snack that isn't for homewreckers
No bitch you can't have a Dorito you homewrecker
by Doritosareanelitecrisp November 3, 2021

by Uber pie bro February 10, 2018

When you say to yourself that you're only going to have a few doritos but before you know it your hands can't move fast enough to grab more and you end up consuming several hundred chips.
Shortly before bed, Chris decided to enjoy a late night snack. What he thought was going to be a handful of doritos turned into a Dorito Rampage.
by The wet bandit March 11, 2014

by XyroTheTotallyRealGerman September 23, 2021
