Dorito

The worst preforming processor / "chip" that will operate in a given Motherboard or Computer system.

Only relevant for non-monolithic Computers (i.e. systems have options for different processors), and where the absolute worst was picked.

The Term comes from the singular of "Doritos" a popular triangle shaped snack chip, that while tasty, do not actually run computer code.

The Term was made famous in the song "It's All About the Pentiums" by "Weird Al" Yankovic

What kinda chip you got in there, a Dorito?

by mpheyse February 25, 2023

Dorito Sauce

Diarrhea shit...

...Damn you want Dorito sauce in your mouth buddy kid pal!!!
Created by Flex, Rug, And Mystic some random day in 2019

by flexzywek September 12, 2024

Dorito

Finely coifed pubic hair above a woman's vagina.shaped into a small triangle. So as to resemble a dorito.

If I'm given a choice between a landing strip and a dorito. I'll choose the dorito every time,

by 4realazitgits March 7, 2021

dorito

one of the most popular religions in southern countries

henlo almighty dorito i have come to sacrifice my toes to you almighty, righteous being

by SIlkeeeeeeeeeee July 19, 2020

Johny Dorito

One who gets stoned eats dorito's and strongly resembles Ed from Ed, Edd, and Eddy.

"That kid is so high."
"Yeah...That johny dorito is so dumb."

by nitereeper10 February 10, 2010

Dorito gene

The gene inherited from ancestors where one’s feet smell like nacho Doritos

Zane’s feet smell like Doritos due to his unfortunate inheritance of the Dorito gene.

by Uber pie bro February 10, 2018

Lick the Dorito

When you're not hungry but you want to taste of a certain food at that moment.

Damn those fries smell good, I wanna lick the dorito rn .

by dave's egg December 7, 2023