doody hands

hands which smell of doody.

warren duff, that guy has doody hands!

by jon inaba December 29, 2007

sleeping doody

When one falls asleep/passes out while sitting on the toilet, dropping a duece.

Commonly due to extreme exhaustion or extreme intoxication.

"Dude, come check out Paul. He's passed out on the toilet with his pants around his ankles. What a drunk ass!"

"Someone get a picture of that Sleeping Doody."

by LRaiser March 13, 2008

Doody soup

Noun : something that does not meet your expectations.

That concert was doody soup.

This sandwich tastes like doody soup.

by Art Vandalay, Architect June 9, 2011

Doody Side

when you fuck up a picture

shit Lauren, you doody sided my picture

by Doody Side August 30, 2022

dirty doody

when he’s good with his fingers and know how to use his cock

he’s such a dirty doody

by dirtydoody69 May 9, 2021

Case of the doodies

When you eat so much food that you take more than one dumps after the meal.

I ate a grande meal last night and had a bad case of doodies. I am going to be late for work today becuase I have a bad case of the doodies.

by Franklin Deleanor Rogusvelt February 6, 2010

doody surprise

When you take a shit and either forgetfully or purposefully don't flush the toilet, and the next person to use the bathroom finds your crap left in the bowl.

Also, when you do flush the bowl but a persistently buoyant turd doesn't go down with the water and floats back up, again to be found by the next person to use the toilet.

"Hey Kelly, thanks for leaving that doody surprise for me in the toilet!"

"Oh sorry, I thought I flushed."

by jibmums February 23, 2017