(noun)
An individual who, when faced with scrutiny or suspicion, takes actions to appear innocent or virtuous solely to evade investigation or potential consequences, rather than out of genuine goodness or moral character.
-- This term is often used to describe someone who employs manipulative tactics or engages in superficial acts to deflect attention away from their questionable behavior or to deter further probing into their actions.
An individual who, when faced with scrutiny or suspicion, takes actions to appear innocent or virtuous solely to evade investigation or potential consequences, rather than out of genuine goodness or moral character.
-- This term is often used to describe someone who employs manipulative tactics or engages in superficial acts to deflect attention away from their questionable behavior or to deter further probing into their actions.
Person A: "Did you hear about Mark? He donated a large sum of money to charity after news of his financial misconduct broke out."
Person B: "Yeah, but I doubt he did it out of the goodness of his heart. He's just a skilled Skirt-Dodger trying to avoid getting caught and investigated further."
Person B: "Yeah, but I doubt he did it out of the goodness of his heart. He's just a skilled Skirt-Dodger trying to avoid getting caught and investigated further."
by ahundredovens July 25, 2023
Get the Skirt-Dodgermug. A person of low intellect (usually with their hands glued inside the top of their tracksuit bottoms) speaking incoherently.
The heated discussion cooled between the bus driver and the cyclist when it was interrupted by an aggressive consonant dodger.
by Muttonmusket December 15, 2020
Get the consonant dodgermug. A type of person to only bath at night and not shower in morning and has very questionable personal hygiene.
“Hi Jon Scott”
“Hello”
“Did you shower this morning?”
“Of course not I’m a soap dodger, I only bath at night I want to come to work smelling of BO”
“Hello”
“Did you shower this morning?”
“Of course not I’m a soap dodger, I only bath at night I want to come to work smelling of BO”
by Frederic Bertie February 9, 2024
Get the Soap Dodgermug. Someone who is a fan of something that is OWNED by Disney but is not REALLY OWNED by Disney. Like Pixar, Marvel, Star Wars etc. although Disney owns them they are not really Disney at all considering that Disney bought them. Although these companies and brands are subsidiaries of Disney, they still maintain as their its unique culture, creativity, and technical prowess. More so, Disney would act as the parent company that employs these entities in specific roles, however they each have their departments, subsidiaries, or divisions with some degree of autonomy, maintaining their unique character and processes.
My cousin is a Disney Dodger for as long as I’ve remembered. Which is kind of weird since he’s watched all of the Pixar films but not any of the Walt Disney animated feature films.
by Zek7824 February 26, 2024
Get the Disney Dodgermug. A crafty person who commits minor crimes or behaves in a rather unscrupulous manner or one who deftly evades obstacles, pursuers, inconveniences, or other difficulties.
by JAMDELO July 23, 2022
Get the Artful Dodgermug. by TheGeneralGenitalsPranksterian May 17, 2025
Get the <.7.9.7.6.>Dodger, Rodger< Dodger<.7.9.7.6.>mug. Originated as an alternative definition to Corn Fritter(s).but has since taken new meaning through further discussion.
One who is commonly looking to avoid contact with homosexual males at a party, gala, box social, or social event.
One who is commonly looking to avoid contact with homosexual males at a party, gala, box social, or social event.
Look at Jimmy over there. He’s been in the corner there with Saucy Pete and Flamboyant Fred for the last 30 minutes. Let’s see if that Corn Dodger, Jimmy, can get out of this one again.
by Jameson Gladenton April 13, 2025
Get the Corn Dodgermug.