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Jammie dodger

When you're avoiding having sex with a woman on her menstrual cycle.
Friend 1: "Hey bro you fucked your girlfriend recently?"

Friend 2: "Nah man I'm a jammie dodger at the moment cause she's on her period"
by Jessticles Jr. May 29, 2022
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Headphone dodger

“Headphone dodgers” are those who play music or videos out loud on public transport are part of a wider problem of anti-social behavior. They infuriate their fellow Tube, train and bus passengers by making calls on speakerphone and playing music and videos out loud.
Person X: Taking too much space on the subway, listening to the slop-hop (loud and distorted).

Person Y: "Ever heard of earbuds pal? These stinky clothed headphone dodgers are mucking up my morning commute".
by /fa/ggot annon May 4, 2025
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Dodger

verb - when you show up to a work meeting wasted and decide that this is your moment to be the most extraverted person in the room.
"Hey man, I've got 12 beers I need to get rid of before we do our financial report!"
"Cool, let's Dodger that meeting!"
by Sticky McWhipit February 9, 2022
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dodgers

virgin males that think they're alphas
Johann : I'm a dodgers!
by QK CJPIE August 25, 2021
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Disney Dodger

Someone who is a fan of something that is OWNED by Disney but is not REALLY OWNED by Disney. Like Pixar, Marvel, Star Wars etc. although Disney owns them they are not really Disney at all considering that Disney bought them. Although these companies and brands are subsidiaries of Disney, they still maintain as their its unique culture, creativity, and technical prowess. More so, Disney would act as the parent company that employs these entities in specific roles, however they each have their departments, subsidiaries, or divisions with some degree of autonomy, maintaining their unique character and processes.
My cousin is a Disney Dodger for as long as I’ve remembered. Which is kind of weird since he’s watched all of the Pixar films but not any of the Walt Disney animated feature films.
by Zek7824 February 26, 2024
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Soap Dodger

A type of person to only bath at night and not shower in morning and has very questionable personal hygiene.
“Hi Jon Scott”

“Hello”
“Did you shower this morning?”
Of course not I’m a soap dodger, I only bath at night I want to come to work smelling of BO”
by Frederic Bertie February 9, 2024
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jammie dodger

1. The act of putting jam on your dick/ strap on and skull fcking the other person
2. A British biscuit with jam at the center
HEY DR FAGGOT!
What?

I JUST JAMMIE DODGER'D YOUR SLAVE
Why?
SHE PROVOKED ME! HER BOOBS WERE ON MY PYTHON AND SHE GOT BIT
uuuugghhhhhh...
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