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Autumn Divers

Pickpockets who work in churches.
The jakes caught three autumn divers at St. Patrick's.
by PCooper May 6, 2008
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lane diver

where a person driving on a multi-lane road will recklessly cross at least 2-3 travel lanes at once. (turn signal optional)

usually you will hear horns honked from the other drivers that are near the lane diver
that idiot just dove across all 4 lanes of traffic to get to the exit

in the natural environment of the lane diver, usually on a 3-4 lane highway with moderate amounts of traffic, when distracted by elements inside its transport vehicle, the lane diver will suddenly remember the exit it wants is on the other side of the highway. It will dive across all travel lanes without taking time to look if the lane is clear

(wrecks/sideswipes are all too common with the lane diver)
by chachawatcher May 28, 2009
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silent scuba diver

When you silently urinate by submerging your dong into the toilet and pissing with no sounds or splashing.
It was real late and I didn't want to wake the baby, so I had to go silent scuba diver.
by chughes January 10, 2007
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The Reluctant Cave Diver

When a male inserts his head into a female's vaginal opening.
Person #1: Hey I heard Dave tried the reluctant cave diver on this chick two days ago.

Person #2: Yeah, I'm pretty sure they are still trying to get him out...
by Tramps October 7, 2008
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Tokyo Dumpster Diver

The action where a female is shit on by fifty males then, is proceeded to be face fucked by one of the males at random. Quite similar to circle-jerking except this act involves feces.
ME:Oh Boy!, Did you hear that May got the Tokyo Dumpster Diver!?!

FRIENDS ALL TOGETHER:SICK!

ME:Yeah D00dz,What a Slut!
by m00ng04t February 20, 2009
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diverticulitis

An infalamtion of the lining of the intestines.
Fidel Castro eats so much shit that he gave himself diverticulitis.
by shoee January 18, 2007
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Meatless Muff Diver

A man whose genitalia has underdeveloped forcing him to rigorously study the art of Muff Diving. He has perfected this act so well that any muff he touches will achieve extreme satisfaction beyond belief. To become a supreme meatless muff diver the person must commit to the dive and know that no muff can go undoven.

The meatless muff divers may sometimes perform actual intercourse but it is highly unlikely because most divers genitalia is so small that once the female's eyes gaze upon the meat they instantly become turned off due to its disturbingly small girth.
Charlie was born with a disturbingly small cock and was forced to become and Meatless Muff Diver.

Chris has studied for 5 years to become a Meatless Muff Diver, but has not even begun to scratch the surface of such a feat.
by Grinder100 October 12, 2009
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