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Mancunian Disco Ball

The art of a Mancunian male dipping their nutsack in glitter and then tea-bagging someone
She said she wanted to do something different, so I gave her a Mancunian Disco Ball
by Ibanezdemon December 16, 2012
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Disco Day

Originally used to describe the suspicious day off 'sick' the fabled Disco would have after a heavy drinking session.

Phrase now covers any suspicious sick days, particularly when person was fine the day before and seems fine the day after.

Basically, you take a disco day when you can't be fucked to go to work.
by Darren December 7, 2004
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disco foam

the foamy residue found around the mouth of some one who has taken one to many 'disco biscuits'
''lets have a swig of you beer Jeff.''
''No way Pete you have disco foam all round your mouth''
by stax23 April 30, 2007
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Disco Demolition Night

The dumbest night in baseball history. (Along with Ten Cent Beer Night.) July 12, 1979, Comiskey Park, Chicago, Illinois.

The game: Actually, two games were scheduled; it was a doubleheader. Detroit won the first game, 4-1, and the second was canceled because of the mayhem. Chicago (which sucked that year) forfeited to Detroit.

What was intended: The blowing up of disco records in the stadium, as well as two White Sox/ Detroit Tigers games, in front of a crowd of perhaps 20000, with enough security for 35000. The park could hold 40000 or so.

What happened: Over 50000 people came, mostly rock-music fans who didn't care about baseball. People jumped turnstiles in true 70s fashion. Security was sent to the gates, leaving stands undefended. People threw records from the stands, chanted "DISCO SUCKS!", smoked pot, and interrupted play. At the end of the first game, folks drove onfield with a box of records and blew it up, cratering the outfield. Rockers invaded the field, wrecked the batting cage, overran the dugouts, and partied. The cops were called on the rock music folks, which led to more trampling of the field. The field was unplayable, so Chicago had to forfeit.

Why: Disco was reaching the end of its "golden age", and baseball was at a popularity low. Furthermore, the White Sox were having a bad year. So the White Sox honchos decided to hold an anti-disco night. They invited disco haters to come into the stadium with a discount if they brought in a disco record.
Bob: Boy, it was carnage on Disco Demolition Night.
Ted: Wasn't that when you made love to Sue by the foul pole?
by Nudnikdude November 18, 2013
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Disco Snatch

Specifically a smelly fanny. Refers to the smell that will emanate after said owner of fanny has been dancing for 9 hours in leather trousers. Can be used in a non-disco context to refer any malodourous female genitalia.
I had to hold my fingers outside the taxi window, the smell was that bad. I think it is fair to say she had a disco snatch.
by Thomas Grafton October 3, 2006
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distortionate

A level of obesity and incredibly high tissue mass so audaciously out of control that it takes the "proportion" out of "disproportionate"
Hannah is a distortionate mass of flesh and adipose tissue
by #aesthetics March 4, 2015
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disco workout

A workout performed by vain, mostly homosexual men immediately prior to an event where one's looks are important, e.g. an outing at a nightclub or day at the beach. The objective of a disco workout is to pump up your muscles so that you look your best for the event; it is done purely for cosmetic effects and not for any health or strength benefits.
"Bruce and Alejandro knew they were going to the beach later that day, so they squeezed in a disco workout that morning so that they'd look good in their speedos."
by Rabozicus December 18, 2009
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