Having a sexual relationship, even though it is long-distance. You may not get to touch each other at all. Cheaper than marriage.
Me: You look tired.
Him: Yeah, I'm having a long distance fucking last night with your sister and she got me exhausted.
Him: Yeah, I'm having a long distance fucking last night with your sister and she got me exhausted.
by Acebes August 27, 2006
Get the Long Distance Fucking mug.the worst period of time in a friendship, relationship etc. When one person wants to dump the other they say that they want distance to get rid of them. Often causes a lot of pain and the feeling of heartbreak.
by lmarig144103 April 22, 2018
Get the distance mug.When you are sitting on a chair and you are thirsty and
need a drink. You cant because because your like stuck on the chair. You eventually ask someone to get it for you.
need a drink. You cant because because your like stuck on the chair. You eventually ask someone to get it for you.
John sat on the couch watching the 'Simpsons' when he got suddenly thirsty.'I cant go get that' he said to himself.
"Can you go get a drink for me?" He asked his sister.
"No! Get it yourself!" She said.
"But its not chair-distance!" John said.
"Can you go get a drink for me?" He asked his sister.
"No! Get it yourself!" She said.
"But its not chair-distance!" John said.
by Hubba Bubba DA Chewing Gum July 27, 2007
Get the chair-distance mug.I pulled out and went for distance. She
wanted me to aim for her melons, but
I nutted in her eye instead.
wanted me to aim for her melons, but
I nutted in her eye instead.
by Anonymous November 2, 2002
Get the go for distance mug.The thing we are all at this point required to do 24/7/366 thanks to our wonderful friend Miss Rona.
I remember when I always said, “I can’t, I have orchestra rehearsal.” Now it’s more like, “I can’t, I have social distancing.”
by Pialinist June 10, 2020
Get the Social Distancing mug.Theoretical construct to continue having sex with someone who is hot but lives far away and is not worth moving for, but is worth visiting from time to time for a change from all the regular sex you are getting.
Dude 1: I heard Stacey moved away to go to university, sucks for you.
Dude 2: Psh I just told her we'd have a long distance relationship.
Dude 1: I like your style.
Dude 2: Psh I just told her we'd have a long distance relationship.
Dude 1: I like your style.
by Mr. Cardboard November 8, 2011
Get the long distance relationship mug.An adjective or noun meaning someone who is distracted and acting completely retarted.
Like when you are doing something stupid but don't know that you are doing it because you are paying attention to something else. OR you are being distracted doing something retarted
Like when you are doing something stupid but don't know that you are doing it because you are paying attention to something else. OR you are being distracted doing something retarted
"Don't you have to go now?" Guy
"Uh, I did but my mom is being distarted." Girl
"Oooh." Guy
"Yea, she is distracted watching tv." Girl
"But that means she is distracted not distarted?" Guy
"No, she is watching Twilight." Girl
"Oh, I see how she is being retarted." Guy
"Uh, I did but my mom is being distarted." Girl
"Oooh." Guy
"Yea, she is distracted watching tv." Girl
"But that means she is distracted not distarted?" Guy
"No, she is watching Twilight." Girl
"Oh, I see how she is being retarted." Guy
by Azivin December 3, 2009
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