Disappointment

When your uncapped pen doesn't become a sword (Percy Jackson fandom)

WHY IS MY PEN NOT A SWORD???? This is true disappointment.... *cries*

why did I make this?

by MythoNerd December 15, 2020

Disappointment

A group of Chuukese (from Chuuk) are called disappointment.

Oh look! Disappointments are drinking behind the store.

by Borahae_iPurpleYou April 14, 2024

Shittin disappointed

1. Taking a massive shit only to realize that there is no toilet paper in sight and nobody to bring it to you

2. The feeling that a nice, godzilla-like shit is coming only to drop an m&m size shit

I'm was shittin disappointed, I was alone in the middle of the woods taking a massive shit and there was no toilet paper.

by Scotty C May 08, 2016

was not disappointed

When you search for something work related, or supposed to be interesting, and instead found something pun-relative to the search, and really funny.

Bro, today I looked up light-house for my arquitecture work, and instead found someone carrying a big house. Was not disappointed.

by FriedTuna February 19, 2014

Sting of disappointment

The pain you feel deep within yourself when you are very disappointed in someone or something

Girl:hey wanna smash
Guy:sure
Girl:(turns on a Nintendo switch)
Guy:(feels the sting of disappointment)

by Baby_eater445 July 22, 2021

Cock of Disappointment (Cod)

• Description: Antonym – opposite of CoPD.
• Parameters:
o Opposite response from female who has experienced CoPD.
o Missing one (1) or more of the CoPD triad which consists of the following:
 Length
 Girth
 And, incredible natural; albeit almost brutal; stamina.
• Hours of duration – when you can honestly say you have five (5) or more hours of orgasm delivering stamina.
o Premature ejaculators.
o If the female has not had at least ten (10) vaginal, anal, clitoral, or combined orgasms.
o Disparaging remarks from the female:
 “Where is it?”
 “Are you in?”
 “Seriously?!”
 “Oh HELL no!”
 “What do you mean you’re done?”

Once you have had Cock of Pelvic Destruction (CoPD), you will never want a Cock of Disappointment (Cod) again.

by General Buck Turgidson September 24, 2017

disappointment soup

This is a term used when something doesnt go as planned or a minor inconvenience happens.

Guy1: Man this new game changed their release date for an extra month.
Guy2: That's some disappointment soup right there bud.

Girl1: My necklace broke while I was on a walk today..
Girl2: Disappointment soup...hey maybe I can get you a new one

by Casualmcbabepuree November 30, 2020