When you or your partner leave the room during sex and then re-enter by scurrying in on the floor and squeaking like a rat
by Jenny Taylor September 20, 2021
Get the Dirty Zakirmug. When your girl sticks razor blades in her pussy and you fuck her to achieve an improvised circumcision, whilst also putting the both of you in critical condition
by Sticky Manny December 21, 2022
Get the Dirty Gregorymug. Attempting to mack on another person's significant other by talking bad about them behind their back.
If you've ever had a girlfriend/boyfriend leave you and hook up with your best friend, you can be sure some dirty macking was going on while you were dating your ex.
John: "I'll be right back guys"
Dirty Mackin' Bob: "So Cindy, did you hear how John was talking to that slut Suzy when you were out of town? He doesn't appreciate you."
Cindy, John's Girlfriend : "Don't try dirty macking on me just cause my boyfriend's not here. Aren't you supposed to be John's best friend?"
John comes back and slams dirty mackin' Bob in the face with a shovel
John: "I'll be right back guys"
Dirty Mackin' Bob: "So Cindy, did you hear how John was talking to that slut Suzy when you were out of town? He doesn't appreciate you."
Cindy, John's Girlfriend : "Don't try dirty macking on me just cause my boyfriend's not here. Aren't you supposed to be John's best friend?"
John comes back and slams dirty mackin' Bob in the face with a shovel
by Russ December 16, 2006
Get the dirty mackingmug. by Dasa fa tass April 14, 2020
Get the Dirty Ethanmug. The only reason Charlie keeps winning is he's just playing some dirty pool to create an advantage over his competition.
by GF Ed February 12, 2005
Get the Dirty Poolmug. The act of receiving a blowjob while taking a shit on a make shift toilet made from an orange “Homer” 5 gallon bucket.
After work I got this dynamite broad to give me a Dirty Derby In my van behind the Arby’s ... Robble Robble Robble Robble
by ConcreteCartel August 5, 2020
Get the A Dirty Derbymug. The act of shoving a Red Delicious apple into an anus and then eating it. Slice the apple to share with friends or keep the whole apple for yourself.
"Hey Bram, what are you doing after the One Direction concert?"
"I'm not sure, David. I actually might dirty apple Ashley."
"Wow Bram! I thought you two were just talking."
"I know, David. I think she might be the one for me."
"I'm not sure, David. I actually might dirty apple Ashley."
"Wow Bram! I thought you two were just talking."
"I know, David. I think she might be the one for me."
by Too hot to Handel December 11, 2014
Get the Dirty Applemug.