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dialing while black

Unwanted cellular phone calls at odd times that are usually the result of an African-American caller who lacks phone ettiquette. They usually ask for someone in a terse tone or claim, or insist, that you called them first without identifying themselves. Caused by poor eyesight, dyslexia, confusion, given a false number at a club, etc. does not bother to save frequently called numbers into their cell phone contacts.
I got another "dialing while black" call on my personal cell phone. She claimed I called her first and when I told her my number she hung-up. Or, some obviously-impared black guy just called me asking for Sheniqua. I told him there was no Sheniqua here and he hung-up abruptly, another "dialing while black" call.
by Toasted Yew November 5, 2012
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dangling modifier

Huge erection (but hanging) or non-erect (way hanging) male appendage when viewed by a heterosexual makes him 'turn' homo just so he can slurp, gobble, and ride the turgid torpedo. Thus, modifying his sexual orientation.
When Chuck saw Big Percy's dangling modifier in the showers, he realized then he's always been a closeted peter puffer.
by KingTigerKommander April 4, 2009
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Kingaling

A big dick! A kings dick! A big Kings dick! Royal dick!
Girl you better come get this kingaling and stop playing wit yo life!
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Mingaling

When a Chinese man has a gigantic penis that flops around.
That guy I fucked last week had a HUGE mingaling!
by Sincerious August 10, 2018
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Dangling Fury

Wow...those balls are raging! It's dangling fury in my face.
by tony from the lido September 20, 2011
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dangling nipple

A 90 year old womans Double D boobs that have never been supported by an over the shoulder boulder holder
Man that old lady had some dangling nipples
by dave ledford November 2, 2011
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the dangling drop

The dangling piece of faeces on the tip of your anus that won't drop off, no matter how hard you force, squeeze or swing. Usually dangling by an extremely tenacious thread.
I swayed my ass as much as I could but the dangling drop wouldn't let go.
by Bastardized Bottomburp April 2, 2003
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