dick cheesellor

(noun): a portmanteau of dick cheese and chancellor, used to denote a person who has either used a position of power, real or imagined, or their own odious personality traits to position themsleves as the most grating person in the organization (i.e. the aformentioned chancellor of all nearby dick cheeses)

Man 1: Heads up they're having a meeting to announce Peterson as the new department head this afternoon.

Man 2: Oh how nice, it's like his official coronation as the new Dick Cheesellor of the office!

by HookfaceSteve March 10, 2019

Dick cheeser

Someone who has dick cheese on there penis

John is a dick cheeser

by Mauq February 14, 2022

Dick Cheeseburger

Action when a male takes his flacid penis and wraps it around and between his two balls....and rotates it 90 degrees.

Our faces are in mourn as we look at Pat's dickcheeseburger!

by Anthony and Greg February 18, 2005

dick cheesecake

a cheesecake comprised solely of dick/ball cheese.

"For a million dollars would you eat a dick cheesecake?"

"With that uncircumcised shit, it wouldn't take you long to make a dick cheesecake."

by jessie hxc March 16, 2008

Dick Cheesed

When one places his penis inside a bowl of Mac N' Cheese and pulls out to find their dick cheesed.

"Stick yo dick in dis Mac N' Cheese and get dick cheesed" - Cheesasaurus Rex

by Chizawsomeness Rex December 16, 2008

cheesewheel dick

When someone's dick is less than 5 inches in length. But more than 3 inches in Width.

Sarah:You should have seen the guy I was with last night.
Jackie:Why?
Sarah:I couldn't fit him in my mouth. He had a cheesewheel dick

by Ryne Saltsman December 15, 2007

Cheesesteak Dick

Ones incredibly thick dick after ejaculation, when the sperm is trickling down the shaft.

Jake: "Hey, man, get ready! We're leaving soon!"
Frank: "Ah yeah, just give me second while I clean up my cheesesteak dick!"

by im high as fuck right now June 14, 2020