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diaper profitability

When your SaaS startup's MRR is high enough to support buying diapers for your twins. MRR stands for "monthly recurring revenue" and SaaS stands for "Subscription as a Service", which is a kind of software that you pay monthly fees for. Like Netflix.com, www.Spotify.com or www.SparrowStartup.com.
First-time founder: Ya we're at diaper profitability. Looking at a 10x multiple.
VC:

VC:

First-time founder: ...ramen profitability? Haha...
VC: get out
by SparrowStartup.com - 10x MRR January 24, 2022
mugGet the diaper profitabilitymug.

meat diaper

smearing a tube of ground chuck all over your gooch and anus, shitting and pissing into it, and cooking it in a spaghetti bolognese
hey Tony, what's for dinner tonight?

well, my girlfriend is bringing her family over and I've been sitting in this meat diaper for 72 hours. We could cook that up and give them a taste of Sicily
by WarthogGoddess January 4, 2021
mugGet the meat diapermug.

diaper dope

diaper dope is heroin / fent dope that is so strong and fire that it will make you shit your pants... hence you need to wear a diaper when you do it. Many chunk dope users try to wear makeshift diapers before going on chunk knocker binges.

Not to be confused with dirty diaper coke
Tyrone: Be careful with this pack my man its some diaper dope
by peanut coke plug November 5, 2022
mugGet the diaper dopemug.

Chin diaper

Covid-19 mask smells like poop
by Kingofdick November 11, 2020
mugGet the Chin diapermug.

diaper fudge

Noun: The nastiest, most gross of feces. This is the worst kind of poo. It is semi-solid, but runny at the same time, and can be various in coloration. Most of the time, it's what you find in a stank baby diaper. When describing a situation, this term can also be used as an alternative to bullshit, dog shit, or horse shit when it is necessary to be politically correct.
1) Lots of cheesy Mexican food mixed with multiple kinds of cheap alcohol will give you extreme diaper fudge if you're not careful.

2) (In front of the boss) Dude! Did our website really just go down for the 5th time today? That's some serious diaper fudge!
by BrianSD March 3, 2008
mugGet the diaper fudgemug.

Diaper man

Something that you say to someone who has their head in their ass, someone who is an absolute fucking retard with no idea what the fuck is going on around them. This person is typically a fucking dork (often times named Anthony).
Bro can u shut up, your such a diaper man!!!
by Cole Jarvis November 29, 2020
mugGet the Diaper manmug.

Diaper Surprise

The chunks of not quite absorbed cocoa mix at the bottom of the glass. Seen after completion of beverage.
I finished my hot chocolate, and of course, looked in and saw the diaper surprise!
by .Bruk November 15, 2009
mugGet the Diaper Surprisemug.

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