by Don Juan May 29, 2002
A mythical programming language, similar to C++, where you describe in a text file how you want someone to die, usually in a gruesome way, and the compiler 3D renders a video file of the death complete with blood and guts. A game which I wish they would make but the do-gooders won't allow it because they think it will make kids go on killing sprees.
--sample Death++ code:--
/* mayandrink.dpp Mayan Sacrifice */
#include <athame.h>
#include <goblet.h>
create(victim1);
Standup(victim1);
SlitThroat(victim1,athame1,1,1){
while throat(victim1) not bleeding{
waitVblankStart()/* wait for blood to start oozing out */
}
}
while throat(victim1) bleeding and goblet not full{
goblet.place(underthroat) /*catch the blood in the goblet */
}
/* the grand finale! drinking the human blood! */
goblet.drink(self,GOBLET_CAPACITY);
end();
--sample Death++ code:--
/* mayandrink.dpp Mayan Sacrifice */
#include <athame.h>
#include <goblet.h>
create(victim1);
Standup(victim1);
SlitThroat(victim1,athame1,1,1){
while throat(victim1) not bleeding{
waitVblankStart()/* wait for blood to start oozing out */
}
}
while throat(victim1) bleeding and goblet not full{
goblet.place(underthroat) /*catch the blood in the goblet */
}
/* the grand finale! drinking the human blood! */
goblet.drink(self,GOBLET_CAPACITY);
end();
Lamer1: "I'm bored, lets play the game Dance Dance Revolution:Skyclad Forest Edition!"
Man1: "Naw, let's make a Mayan Sacrifice Ritual video in Death++!"
Man1: "Naw, let's make a Mayan Sacrifice Ritual video in Death++!"
by Braveheart's thirst for blood March 21, 2007
1. The end of the world as you know it.
2. A universal experience that occurs in all known life forms.
3, The most persistent mystery of all time.
4. The ultimate excuse for missing work.
5. Inevitable; the best reason to party excessively.
6. The point at which life delivers its punchline.
2. A universal experience that occurs in all known life forms.
3, The most persistent mystery of all time.
4. The ultimate excuse for missing work.
5. Inevitable; the best reason to party excessively.
6. The point at which life delivers its punchline.
by Chicocat April 01, 2010
Deathed is a great word, its used when some one makes a joke about death and other people start saying deathed and deathedededededededed
oh my GOD he got stabbed so much, i think he died
other person: no he deathed, get it?? :D
the first person: ...
other person: no he deathed, get it?? :D
the first person: ...
by wating@wat.wat July 27, 2017
are you feel afraid from death?
sure not,cause i am sure that i will never die,my soul will never die!
what you mean??
i mean that i am going to a more better life than this!
sure not,cause i am sure that i will never die,my soul will never die!
what you mean??
i mean that i am going to a more better life than this!
by zedo August 13, 2006
The cutest little goth girl that ever existed. she is the anthromorphic aspect of death, in other words she is death, not just some guy who administers it. She appeared on the comic book "The Sandman" as the second oldest in a family of seven known as the endless. She is funloving and carefree, although not many are ever happy to see them because of what she is. she lives in a house with a collection of floppy hats and two goldfish. The Ankh she wears around her neck is her sygil and symbol. Of all the endless, she is the only one Morpheus, the main character of the comic book, feels he can honestly talk to. she can be aggressive and reachy when she needs to. a favorite expression of her is "peachy-keen."
by Hob Gadling March 27, 2005
by Carrie Leigh March 05, 2004