dark lunch

A late night meal eaten between 12 am and 4 am. Usually consists of multiple unrelated snacks you can find in your fridge.

“I didn’t eat breakfast today because I had a huge dark lunch.”

“What did you have?”

“A can of coke, cup o noodles, and half a loaf of expired bread.”

by fortnitegodsplan1hour August 10, 2018

Stab in the dark

Basically means taking a complete guess at something.

Take a stab in the dark as to what the answer to this Physics question.

by History! December 11, 2016

dark ketchup

barbecue sauce

Ryan: Can you pass me the dark ketchup, please?
Maggie: wtf are you talking about?
Ryan: dark ketchup
Maggie: We aren't friends anymore

by Grind30 August 9, 2018

dark mantonio

The dark mantonio is an extremely long and hairy men's pubic region.

Michigan State Coach Mark Dantonio has a dark mantonio.

by Mark Dantonio's dark mantonio December 4, 2011

Dark Comedy

When a TV show or movie uses taboo subjects like death, cancer, racism, old age, rape, guns, domestic abuse, drugs etc is the source of the laughter. That's why it's dark.

ie. Archer, South Park, Aqua Teen Hunger Force, Family Guy

I love watching dark comedy shows. They crack me up!!

by Babydoll75 March 4, 2019

light and dark

A term used to describe crack cocaine and heroin. Light = Crack, Dark = Heroin

''I've been bagging up Light and Dark all day''

by British Slang De-Coder May 30, 2017

Dark Joke

A dark joke is an offensive joke with an unexpected punchline, usually making fun of yourself or current problems in society.

Someone: I hate these double standards. If you burn a body at a crematorium, you’re "doing a good job", if you do it at home, you’re “destroying evidence”.

Someone 2: How could you be so insensitive! Don't make dark jokes!

by JoeyIsAMoron August 2, 2019